A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Galen Posted Mar 14, 2002
so long as i get to watch
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 14, 2002
Okay... I'll just edit the Cyberdemon program... Rocket Launcher replaced by Ultra-Plasma... Four arms... There! 
Now, PS... What can I do for you?
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Galen Posted Mar 14, 2002
ooohhhh
aaahhhh
sexy!
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 14, 2002
Wha?
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 16, 2002
*the amazon demoness Michele spits poison gas on the android sheep-bodied Galen, causing his synthetic sheep wool to shrivel up and disappear with an "eep" type of sound. Galen loses one level of protection, and Demoness Michele wins the level! YAY! She struts around on the video screen eating lawn gnomes and destroying pink flamingo yard ornaments with glee!
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 16, 2002
*The heavily armed figure of Virgil strides around the corner, raises his Railgun and says:*
j00 \/\/1LL B3 |=74GG3|], |]3|\/|0|\| - 5|*4\/\/|\|3|] |-|07707 0|= |-|3LL! |-|41L 2 |]4 741L!
(Translation: "You will be fraggon, demon-spawned horror of hell! Hail to the Rail!)
*Starts pumping Railgun rounds into Michele's face, blowing her head off.*
*
Cyber-Michele has lost the lead.
Virgil has the Lead. *
Anyone else?
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 16, 2002
Oh damn! Now I'll have to start this level all over again!
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 16, 2002
I set it to respawner. You simply keep respawning until one of us gets to the end... and you ain't beating me! 
P|-|347 |\/|Y |=173! 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 16, 2002
*gets on the internet to see if she can locate the "cheat" codes for this game*
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 16, 2002
Don't bother, I've completely reprogrammed the system... You'll have to play fair... and that's why you can't win! 
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 16, 2002
FRACK! You didn't tell me this was the beta version and that there are no cheat codes! Oh well... *refills her glass with extra-caffein soda, grabs a bowl of peanuts and sits down at the video screen, prepared to conquer this level or kill Wargamer trying!*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 16, 2002
*Strides through the battle, slaying all who oppose him.*
\/17G1L \/\/1LL *BLAMM!* ...
*
Virgil has lost the lead.
Halo has taken the lead. *
DAMN YOU IYANDES!!!!! 
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 7, 2002
Okay Wargamer! We need you to handle mass repenting and ground security for the Church "social" on Friday! Are you up to it?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 7, 2002
Friday? Oh dear... Can't make it, sorry. 
Maybe you can take over for Friday, make a combination Medical Stripsearch/repenting session.
Wargamer's room. Repenting Center and home of HT DOOM!
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 7, 2002
Well, what day would be good for you? We need to stir up some interest in the Church again...
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 7, 2002
Um... Tomorrow (Wednesday), Thursday (Maybe), then I'm gone 'til Sunday.
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted May 8, 2002
What social? And stop using that language in front of me 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 8, 2002
What language? 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 8, 2002
Would that, should that, could that be "non-Thingite" language you're moaning about?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 8, 2002
What? You mean...
SUNDAY!!!!! WEDNESDAY!!!!! FRIDAY!!!!! MOND-
*A large vault lands on Wargamer's head*
-ay. 
I should really know better than to use the M-word, shouldn't I? 
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- 21: Galen (Mar 14, 2002)
- 22: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 14, 2002)
- 23: Galen (Mar 14, 2002)
- 24: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 14, 2002)
- 25: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 16, 2002)
- 26: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 16, 2002)
- 27: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 16, 2002)
- 28: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 16, 2002)
- 29: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 16, 2002)
- 30: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 16, 2002)
- 31: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 16, 2002)
- 32: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 16, 2002)
- 33: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 7, 2002)
- 34: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 7, 2002)
- 35: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 7, 2002)
- 36: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 7, 2002)
- 37: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (May 8, 2002)
- 38: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 8, 2002)
- 39: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 8, 2002)
- 40: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 8, 2002)
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