A Conversation for The Church of the Holy Tail - Marching for Jack
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 27, 2002
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English griffon, from Middle French grifon, from grif, from Latin gryphus, from Greek gryp-, gryps
Date: 14th century
Variant(s): or grif.fon /'gri-f&n/
: a mythical animal typically having the head, forepart, and wings of an eagle and the body, hind legs, and tail of a lion
*throws a 
at Wargamer as he runs out the door*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 27, 2002
*A Railgun round blows out the doorframe just as Batty ducks out*
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 27, 2002
*dips the singed tip of the HT into Wargamer's 
to stop it from smoking* Hey! Watch the tail, bub! 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 27, 2002
You know, with the HT having been scorched, burned, bashed, groped, fondled and dipped into mash potato... I'm suprised there's any HT left... 
...
Just a thought...
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 27, 2002
It regenerates.. thank the Tail! 
But I still feel it when you fry it with your railgun!
*whimpers to see what kind of sympathy she can get*
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Mar 28, 2002
Someone is firing at the HT? WARGAMER! That's grounds for excommunication!
*
s off to get some Thyme-Cucumber soothing ointment for the HT*
WARGAMER - GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN! 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 28, 2002
I didn't fire at the HT! I fired at Batty! There's a difference! (the difference being do-one gives a pair of foetid dingo's kidnes about Batty when the HT needs fussing over...)
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Batty_ACE Posted Mar 28, 2002
*smoothes a little thyme-cucumber stuff on the Tail*
Thanks Michele. Bet this stuff makes great salad dressing. 
*wonders how exactly WG planned to fire at her whilst not firing at the Tail, decides it's all too confusing and requires more caffeine for serious consideration*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Mar 28, 2002
Who's been firing at the tail? I'll set Wargamer on them... Oh, I see. Damn
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 2, 2002
::nibbles the tail with the thyme-cucmuber stuff on it::
Hmm... it would make a good salad dressing. 
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 2, 2002
Woops, I mean The Tail.
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Batty_ACE Posted Apr 3, 2002
*turns around to see Joe nibbling on the Tail*
uh Joe... how is that stuff supposed to work on my Tail if you keep nibbling it off?
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 4, 2002
::lets go::
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 4, 2002
*grabs Joe by the ear and marches him off to the hot tub*
Just stay in there and relax Joe. How can you expect the HT to heal if you keep nibbling off the healing ointment?!
Gives Batty more ointment to put on the HT.
*strolls off muttering "a doctor's work is never done".*
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Batty_ACE Posted Apr 4, 2002
*rubs a bit more ointment on the HT, wincing a few times as she puts it* OW!!! 
*feels her eyes roll back in her head as the ointment kicks in, causing the HT to twitch slightly*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 5, 2002
::
Batty::
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Apr 8, 2002
*walks through with a big bowl of popcorn*
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Batty_ACE Posted Apr 8, 2002
*forgets her woes at the smell of 
* yummy!
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- 221: Batty_ACE (Mar 27, 2002)
- 222: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 27, 2002)
- 223: Batty_ACE (Mar 27, 2002)
- 224: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 27, 2002)
- 225: Batty_ACE (Mar 27, 2002)
- 226: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Mar 28, 2002)
- 227: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 28, 2002)
- 228: Batty_ACE (Mar 28, 2002)
- 229: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Mar 28, 2002)
- 230: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 2, 2002)
- 231: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 2, 2002)
- 232: Batty_ACE (Apr 3, 2002)
- 233: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 4, 2002)
- 234: Galen (Apr 4, 2002)
- 235: Batty_ACE (Apr 4, 2002)
- 236: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 4, 2002)
- 237: Batty_ACE (Apr 4, 2002)
- 238: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 5, 2002)
- 239: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Apr 8, 2002)
- 240: Batty_ACE (Apr 8, 2002)
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