h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If it's like most peaches,
the center is a huge pit.

Don't fall in.

oh very funny!
so wots been happenening? it seems stuff happens here way too fast for me to grasp...i'll just sleep instead then

Still no sign?

Yep, there's a sign.
It's brand new. If only Pod
were here to see it.

I do like a good sign

*brings in another sign, marked
"would anybody called nighthoover please report to this sign" well, what with pod missing, you never know swho could turn up first hmm, i'm not at all sure what is in the center of this giant peach, come to think of it where did it appear from? *waves

Perhaps James is in the centre of it.

I wonder what Pod is up to on this Jubilee weekend, could he have been mingling with the crowds in the Mall?

I can't help thinking about the fact
that Pod is a pod. Lots of pods are designed
to be eaten. Snow peas, for instance.



I hope nobody tried to take a bite out of
Pod, and he's recuperating somewhere, too
proud to let his friends and fans know what
has happened to him. Poor Pod!

(Of course, this is pure conjecture )

Or, it could be just that pod is and having far too much fun in RL to pass this way *still tunneling into the giant peach or is that peech? 204 pages

Sadly, to our lose, 2legs, I fear you are right

*still waiting... ?

*OUZ enters, covered in leaves*

Hi POD!!! Its been a while!

For one exhilirating moment I thought he was back!

Aww!!! PODs gone AWOL again!!

Oh well i'll wait for him

* Sits down by fire, puts on comfy slipper *

ONE slipper?

*triumphantly lifts small spanner out from centre of giant peach still no sign

Oh POD!!! Where art thou???

*tends the flame of hope*

* waits quietly in the corner *

If Pod walks in and finds us sitting around moping he will be cross with us ...

Has anyone seen my other slipper?