h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went to the pub last night.
I speak that* language> >>> >>> >>> >>> forms! I don't like forms I wanta be a

* Dreams of book rests *

* is glad Pod is having fun and hopes he will email soon *

As long as he remembers to feed 001 and change his bedding and stuff. I do miss his little antics.

I know what you mean! Still there is a plentyfull supply of 's for 001 at the bar!

Maybe all will return to normal by
next Christmas. Will 001 get his chance
to be Santa Claus next time?

*001 wanders in munching communist donuts (Which are like regular donuts except they come in huge collectives and are covered in marmalade*)

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Squeekski!

*001 has also lost a leg in a bizzare fishing accident. We don't like to talk about it round these parts... suffice to say, never trust a haddock.*

Pod!!

Hay! Peopoles! even Peoples! paprica! Pertunia! where did that appear from?

for 001's little furry leg.

Poor thing, I have never trusted fish unless they are well and truly battered, served up with chips, nasty slimy things!

At least communist s have marmalade on them, sounds rather delicious, although I think I would prefer them with the marmalade in them.

hiya pod! marmalade is pretty icky. and then there's the whole 'shredded or no bits?' question. i like honey and jam i like eating prawn toast!yummy!

If you mean sesame prawn toast, then I'm with you there, especialy if dipped in sweet chilli sauce.

I've never tried sesame prawn toast.

Is that a dietary staple in Mexican-
Thai households?

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yes dats wot i mean. its GORGEOUS and i want some NOW!

Not got a local Chinese takeaway you nip in to, Roo? Or how about the supermarket? Ours does packs that you can freeze and the sweet chilli sauce in jar is pretty good too. To pass it off as you own, finely chop a spring/salad/small shallot onion and a small red chilli and add to the sauce. Rememeber to hide the jar of course

no, i'm at school. there's a chippy wiv a greek takeaway in it nearby, but no chinese. nt really got a LOCAL chinese near me
we used to have a crap one but it closed, probably cus it was crap and people noticed that it was. there's a REALLY nice one, but its a bit of a long way out. there's also a restaurant, but it nt a takeaway. i'm so deprived.
the supermarket does them!??!!?will av to look!!!!!

Supermarkets in our town, out of all the supermarkets, not a single one, sells fresh chilli peppers and, since the domination of the food market by afore mentioned supermarkets, the town, doesn't support a single green grocers/freshveg/fruit stuff shop anymore strange, no fishmongers on high street, and we are a fishing port, kind of I do like the local newspapers through, its the only thing that keeps me here, they, are, just, so awful s over spotted grass curtains with bunch of pertunia's to throw in the fire

* returns from the supermarket *