h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I get a chicken and cashew nuts in yellow bean sauce and special fried rice pleae?

Jumping jacketsofftherailfromawellknowndepartmentstore!
I just felt a bit hungary, Hmm, mmm, Trouser press! trouser press! I think I've lost whatever it was i had a faint grip on a little while ago, in what, for some reason, I'm going to call the Grap *waves to everyone and jumps on a passing acorn

Is it my imagination or is 2legs even more hyperactive than usual? Must be all that MSG in the Chinese takeaway!

I think you might be right!

* watches 2Legs and *

Pertunia! there coming this way Quick, ! Drop that chimney, and grab an Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, my gessibells! duck! low s this way
*boing
Who's bannana was that? quick, we'll take my sideboard, jump in
*begins turning key in key-hole out of juice, anybody got any? oh, my imagination, that pertunia wasn't singing at all, just reciting J. K. Epinstophs epic, !"the darn dangle do dum didn't do a ding dong did it?" that great epic of political satire anybody seen Nighthoover? Oh, *falls through a lampost

Nope not seen Nighthoover or Pod.

Well, just so long as Pod doesn't "do a Nighthoover" *hopes for both to return Oh, well, where are we? are we still in essex?

Nope, perhaps that's the problem

Ahhh, so as Pod moved in RL, so our vertual gathering has transmogulated to a pericobulation of its former thing or something well lets hope Pod, and Nighthoover are just too busy having fun in RL to make it online

* waits for POD and hopes he is having a wonderful time *

*still waiting, fingers crossed *waves

i'm back!

Hi Roo

Hi Roo hi Amy still no sign of Pod or Nighthoover Maybe i can occupy myself by tunneling into this giant peach over here::

Hi Roo! Glad you're back, but where is Pod?

*Joins in with the and gnashing of teeth*

*half way to the centre of the peach I wonder what could be inside this giant peach..... Hmm Could be my string winder, I've not seen that for quite some while everyone

erm...yes

ok, i dunno where poddy is, but i know where paddy is! is that any help?

*waiting... still no nighthoover still no pod? <?>

Um, I think it's doubtful that Pod and
Nighthoover are together in real life.


Not that it's a big deal. Or even a
medium-sized deal.

Well, nighthoover must be somewhere, so must Pod... Oh well, still no sign of nighthoover or Pod in my front room... I' think I' near reeched the centre of this giant peach wonder what I' find in the middle?