h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* looks around *

Is it blue like that one?

No this one is green with a red checkered pattern with extra padding!!

No sign of pod? no sign of you know who?

* looks for green and red checked slippers *

* finds an orange one under the sofa *

* finds a purple one in the kitchen*

* finds a red one under the bed *

* finds a blck on in the car *

* finds a green mouldy on in the fridge *

Where have all these come from and what happened to their other halves?

Sorry 2Legs no you know who

mmm

Has POD being hoarding slippers again!!

If Pod is cross, tough!

He could have dropped in now and then to
let us know why he hasn't been here.

Maybe he has been busy selling all the odd slippers on the black market and is now in hiding from the slipper police and cant come back just incase they track him down ...

That explains it all then!!!

I miss POD!!!

POD!!!!

We all miss POD too

And apparently we miss the missing
slippers as well. If we didn't, they wouldn't
be missing slippers. Oh, they would still
be slippers, but they wouldn't be missing.
Sort of.

So, if we find Pod, chances are the slippers
will be found, unless the black market
has wrapped its inky fingers around them.

What I really want to know is how 001 is, cos the poor little furry thing lost a leg!

I wonder if that has anything to do with the odd slippers?

Odd slippers,
Missing nighthoover,
no sign of Pod,
This is a job for

hmm, anticlimax man! or, maybe not is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, its a fat old man in a ill-fitting brightly coloured superhero suit hired from the local fancy dress hire shop oh!

001 lost a leg? well that might explain all the single slippers

* waits for anticlimax man *

* wonders if she will notice when he arrives and if it will be worth the wait *

*Anticlimax man, (who arrived some time ago), quietly slinks off after myraculiously doing, nothing still no sign of pod though there is a postumus sighting of the one we call nighthoover

oh my I havn't posted in such a long time....ummm did I miss anything?


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Well pod still hasen't appeared yet but things that may have been missed include the finding of a wrench inside a giant peach oh, and a sign, newly painted and everything

But still no sign of POD!!!

And, still no sign of nighthoover.... Well, aside one very dubious unconfermed sighting, that probably was a horrible hoax anybody like some chips?

Is there salsa with that?

If that's UK chips, mine's with tomato sauce please

I have this unpleasant feeling that Pod is doing a nighthoover on us and that he may never return