h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its Pratt's Bottom that makes me giggle the most!

Now that is a place I am glad is not near Upham or on my address!

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wot on earth has happened while i bin gon?!?!?
why r we discussing bizarre place names?

Why not?

Don't we talk about strange places most of the time here?

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Ponders End

Patrick's house! !!!

oh ok then

!!!!

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just pobbled in the Kitchen and engrossed on several scrummies.
Scrummies wern't as yumishous as many scrumatasticle delisheions, but did their bestist to precurdle my pericabobulations.
I might again later. Once the fantomashint has worblished satisfactoryily.

ok then

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* Thinks of Pod and hopes he is OK and that its all going well *

*sigh*, well it looks as if Pod has gone and got himself a life.

If we haven't got him to amuse us we shall have to make do on our own. Any more place names?

Well he may come back with some new place names soon Caerwynn

cornflake place names? hmmmm.........

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How about "Bucharest", as a good place name? Pronounced: "Book a rest". Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf!!
Yes, indeed, this is Pod calling in from Eastern Europe, having a wonderful adventure with his "podette" Hello hello hello!

avez-vous une podette? indeed!
*makes whip noise whilst elbowing u in a suggesting way*


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HAy! Pod! Having a good time I see its darn windy here today, the Pertunia's are suffering and the Swamp Beasts don't like it one bit...
I expect the bushes have all huddled together again, behind the compost heap.
Actually, its not that* much of a heap, quite good condition really, for its milage anyhow...
I was forced* to go out for dinner yesterday... With my Aunt's...
Aunt Peggy's birthday was the ocassion... 79 I believe, though she wasn't releasing anything....
I've never met a bunch of three ladies who can talk so effectivily, and continually for so long...
They forced me to eat, roast turkey, potato's, stuffing batter pudding, and veg...
Then, Roast beef, potato's, stuffing, battered puddings, and veg...
And then Roast pork, stuffing, potato's, stuffing, and veg...;
Couldn't manage the final Battered pudding, which was a shame, though I did eat the bread rolls.
Chock and icecre dessert.
Cheese and crackers..
and ale.
Red wine.
Coffee.
Choc mint.
Beer.
more beer.
and the water was rather high.
Exterious tempurature 11 Celcius..
But that was yesterday, which is history, tomorrow, that's a mystory, but today, well, I've not decided yet. though it is windy.
Except of course where the wind doesn't blow, on the side of the lawn creation, where fribbles can desiminate the language of teh sparrows, hastling the wood pigeons...
Oh, how they amass in the hourse chestnut.
Pertunia's don't like that either, luckly the Swamp Creatures take no delight in ice scating.

Glad to hear things are still spangly gorgeous Pod!

2legs, how does your digestion cope with all that food?

*looks around hastily*

The fact that there are three starmix sweets on my desk does not necessarily mean I'm eating them.

Of course, Caerwynn--if you were eating them, they'd no longer be on your desk!