h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Deja vu for me - all it lacked was Arlechinno and a few Muses

I liked the voodoo king bit.

Hi everyone
I`m back!

i think i dealt with it beautifully. it encompassed all my feelings, and also all the reasons why CV was told off in the first place.

i liked the voodoo bit too.

When you blow, UH, you REALLY blow!

That was superb!

*wonders if he will have to join ex-R in -hood* *reverts to his backup personality and then runs away faster than the eye can see*

*a mercenary card floats down*
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::: OFFICIAL ACF ANNOUNCEMENT :::

Volunteers wanted for the Honour Guard at Tuc's Memorial (a743294). Report to F89314?thread=183426 if interested.

:::OFFICIAL ACF ANNOUNCEMENT:::

In an unexpected turn of events today, the Cats have cracked an important ACF secret code when they discovered the Headquarters of the Anti Cat Federation Intelligence Agency or ACFIA. the discovery followed an outrageous episode where RedDog was tortured in his own Fan Club.

Apollo, the Head of the ACFIA is presently receiving treatment for a bruised ego and hopes to be back in action soon. Full story at A666632.

:::OFFICIAL ACF ANNOUNCEMENT:::

Our Allies the Knights of H2G2 have invoked our mutual defence pact following the attack by The Borg earlier today and the assimilation of an entire thread.

The Knights are sore pressed and require ACF assistance. All available Troopers are instructed to draw weaponry from the armoury at A604667 and proceed to F89071?thread=187364&skip=0&show=20 with all possible haste.

::ADDITIONAL::

A threat of assimilation into the collective is significant and all military personnel are ordered to proceed with caution. In particular be vigilant about ACF members who may have already been assimilated.

:::MESSAGE ENDS:::

Assimilation attempts going on here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F73641?thread=187562&post=2079001#p2079001 and here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F74284?thread=187650

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Canine in trouble at F91482?thread=187808&post=2151280#p2151280

Oh dear
Better check it out

The cats are also hanging out at The Feline and Fiddle (pub)

Have to check that out

All Dogs and Dog friends are hereby asked to boycott the Assassin's war on Choppers. His Devine Shadow, in a boorish display of unwarrented aggression, shot Red in the heart without warning, killing him instantly. To Red Dog and XXX Rambling, he does not exist. We do not accept this base act. Red is fine! The assassins are not to be faulted, as this was an independant action by HDS. Use your judgement; we do not wish to accelerate into a flame war. His boorish behavior is not an excuse for an illmannered response. Please be polite, and remember; this action was unsanctioned by the Assassins. It is simply OVER. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F47032?thread=355071&skip=200&show=20

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New Felines found at A1897365. Any surviving ACF Troopers, Staff and Personnel are urged to prepare themselves to fight off the Ancient Foe. They're looking more organised than last time boys !



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