A Conversation for The Dog House

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Post 1

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*this thread is for official ACF announcements only*


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Post 2

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

:::Summary of Previous Official Announcements:::

Aug 2001 - Invitation issued to the ACF Mess Dinner and Gala Awards Night at F73233?thread="/h2g2/forum/73233" >F73233.

Nov 2001 - Accident at the research centre at F73641?thread="/h2g2/forum/73233" >F73233.

Feb 2002 - "know your feline foe" series available at A688881.

Feb 2002 - Fleapit established at A693957.


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Post 3

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


:::ACF ANNOUNCEMENT:::

A third force in the Cat war has been observed. The Free Fox Tac-Ops centre has recently been established at A691012.

All ACF Troopers are urged to be on their guard and keep this group under close observation.


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Post 4

Smilodon

Surely some of our fighters could join there, as foxes are more closely related to dogs than cats. Vulpix would be a good coandidate as she is a fox.


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Post 5

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


Foxes are of the vulpine genus and are close cousins to dogs as I understand it.


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Post 6

Smilodon

Exactly! So they shouln't be working with thw cats!


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Post 7

Big Bad Werewolf

I think they are setting themselves up as mercenaries. Only one recruit so far, though.


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Post 8

Mediocredane | Keeper of Opposable Thumbs

I used to belong to a club in which we would run foxes to ground with a whole lot of bipeds riding horses following us around for the fun of it. For some reason, the little fellows would never stop to talk to us! Must be fear of crowds. Some of my friend hounds were a bit rowdy, though. No telling what might have happened. MDsmiley - dog


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Post 9

Smilodon

I could try and join them. My H2G2 name may not be vulpine, but my ZZ9 name is - Beeblefox


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Post 10

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

*Small beeping box with aerial*


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Post 11

Smilodon

*Shouts into aerial*
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO???


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Post 12

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

*FX: feedback*
The number you have dialled is not in service. Please check you have dialled correctly.


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Post 13

Smilodon

*hITS LITTLE BOX REPEATEDLY WITH SHOE*


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Post 14

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Bzzt.
*box breaks*


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Post 15

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*points at title of thread cheekily*smiley - tongueout


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Post 16

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


smiley - ok


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Post 17

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


:::ACF ANNOUNCEMENT:::

Go test your marksmanship skills out at the brand new ACF shooting range at A697205


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Post 18

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

Smashing Idea! The Foxes And all. Oh before I forget Y'all Do Have Rx For Cat Scratch Fever! No not the song by Ted Nugent.


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Post 19

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


:::ACF ANNOUNCEMENT:::

Medal Award news at F73233?thread=132942


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Post 20

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

::ACF ANNOUNCEMENT::

Cantina Special Ops are offering their services to the Dogs


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