h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*arrives, breathless and late*

sorry you chaps. been busy what?

Oh... precious little. Red Dog kidnapped, other mundane things like that.

Actually UH The Doggers and l sort of Shanghi'd the Saucer shaped thingy they thought they Possessed. Perhaps they need an Exorsist.

[holo-CV] I assure you that we are still in posession of the GSV Incorrect Catachresis and it's current enforced inhabitant Red Dog. Also, that THE KID's alternate self is now knocked out cold on the Cantina floor. *holoCV dissappears*

Kid, bud, he knocked you out. Continuity, my friend.

[holoCV (R)] Thank you, ex-R. A "merc" can say it all he wants, but it just sounds more credible coming from a member of your own side...

You gotta give him credit for trying, though.

Hey, I was like that once. Everybody's gotta learn, and some do it the hard way.

God, the first time I got into a battle, I disrupted X'ai's suit, then when He laid it aside, I stole it. I didn't know about the "Give him time to retaliate" rule.
I had to give it back and apologize.

Well it seems at the time of said infraction. l was unarmed the boom devise was a clever ploy to disstract them it worked pretty well l should say without a visable weapon. l was'nt a threat so who poited a weapon at who. l just gave them the Raz ma taz.
And if l'm knocked cold why am l'm still talking. Seems to me seeing how l got the best of thse Gentlemen? they made rules that suited them. so here's my rules at last count l was holding their personel Hostage they had The Dogger's. (had being the operative word in the sentence and l control their Vessel or should l say My Vessel y'all deside. Me way past my Bedtime.
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one thing...where is all this joll old actioning happening?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F45513?thread=172536&latest=1

And look in there yourself. The Kid is not always accurate in his portrayals.

Red Dog is safe in Oklahoma and trying to line up a P.C. He'll be back soon. He sends his best wishes to all.

Good to see that RD is in the states. Might we here from the Guy anytime soon.

At least we know he is safe-away from the cats!

*dances around on the title of the thread*

Care for a friendly partner missy. Ahar nothing but combat boots onm watch your toes.

...and you don't think a Sergeant wouldn't have them on too?

*dances*

Well chill ' let's celabrate of sort's. now you know l've at least peeked your interest. *snicker* So would you care to share some of my catus juice with me. don't worry. l won't capture ya just a friendly break from well let's say the games.