h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As a result of yesterdays successful action the ACF awards the ACF Gong to Admiral RedFish and the Big Bad Werewolf. Of particular pleasure to the ACF High Command was their part in :-

1. Setting fire to the Cathouse, heating up the tin roof in the process and then putting the Cats on it.
2. Putting the Cat IN the bag.
3. Putting a look on their faces as if someone stole their cream.
4. Making them look like something they had brought in.

Now they're away it only remaims for us to let the h2g2 Mice in to play.



Red

*Gratefully accepts Gong*

Aw, it was nothing, really.

As a result of meritorious service to the ACF cause over a prolonged period the ACF awards the ACF Gong to ex-Rambling.

Of particular pleasure to the ACF High Command was the determination to fight on against the dreaded Cats from beyond the grave.

CONGRATULATIONS RAMBLING

Thank you! *cough,cough*

Welcome to the club, ex-R! A well deserved honour.

*Pats ex-R on the back, his hand going half-way through her body.*

*loud applause*

*turns up to accept award*

Not late, am I?

Not at all old boy

*opens up a mahogany case revealing a red velvet interior which holds a very large medal which has a very large pin on the back*

Brace yourself old chap ...... tricky business this and the knack still eludes me

In case it all goes pear-shaped the dressing station is just down the hall .... matron is expecting you

*goes pale, thus becoming PinkFish*

Uh, I think I'll just accept it in its box if its all the same to you....

Ooh, salmon. Thanks Red, I don't mind if I do.

Tefkat you sly old thing you ..... still eavesdropping on us dogs eh

I was considering dropping summat FROM the eaves on you dogs.

As a fish I claim immunity from having things dropped on me.

You're exempt of course Redfish. You have enough to put up with having those dogs rolling on you all the time.

*sounds of pot calling kettles black are heard*

Bit rich that coming from a cat