The Dog House Papers: Kitties Revealed!!.
Created | Updated Jun 18, 2002
Secret A.C.F.Documents: Authorized Dog Personel Only
Access code: 4F%^#*@ The 
is incognito drinking mulberry wine on thursdays.
The secrecy of these files is vital to the War Effort. For viewing only by those posessing the access code:Warning!!! Any unauthorized reading beyond this point is punishable by the dreaded torture and a two week, all-expences- paid trip to the A.C.F. Torture Chamber!
No, really! We got a Rack, and a bunch of chains, and a Vogon Poet, and everything! Or, I guess we could hire out Saturn Girl's dungeon, 'cause she's pretty good at that kind of stuff...
Know your enemy!
Here are the files detailing the characters, strengths, and(Heh, Heh!)Weaknesses of five of the most wanted Cat Foes! Read them carefully, dogs, the life you save may be worth something, to someone out there...
The Dreaded Sgt. Mushroom and her Dastardly Cat, Cleo the Unspeakable
The Cunning Clipboard Cat and his Catastrophic Robot Companion, CR Atmos
The Sensous Siren of Slaughter, Saturn Girl
The Fiery Cat, Sea, And her Deadly SPA Minions
The Dangerously Clever Clelba Cat, Mother of the Cybercat Menace
Be wary of these kitty cats, warriors. Their lethal machinations
have caused many a dog grief, not to mention a flea bath or two...
Blackmail alert
It has come to our attention that sea and serg have obtained some rather...err...revealing photos of our fearless leader exiting from the shower on his Red Dog Offline thread. Be on alert for any blackmail attempts, and , um... a note from mrs. Red. She wants a copy of the photos before they're destroyed.
Bad kitties, bad!
