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Subject: Saturn Girl: The Bombshell Godess

A cat looking for her ideal mate

No. 4 on the ACF's Most Wanted list, this lethal lady poses as an innocent california girl, but do not be fooled. One has only to observe her fighting style in the Battle of the H2G2 Gods to realise she is a true threat to Dogs everywhere.

Her rivalry with Dog Friend and ally, Apollo, is well known. If conversing with this worthy, be careful,as she has been known to stalk him, no doubt hoping to trap him unawares. She has stolen his SoBe lizard, Nilpferd, and has twice destroyed the universe. (How rude!)

A girl looking in a mirror whose hair is being burnt and blow dried

Usually dressed to the hilt, this lady prefers fishnet stockings, leather micro-mini skirts, tight clothing, and plunging necklines. Do not be distracted! Loosing focus and drooling will give her the opening she needs, and she will crush you beneath her Manolo Blanics and grind you into the ground with her Stilletto Heels!

The Bombshell Godess is versed in feminine wiles and has, on more than one occasion, wrapped the male Dogs around her little finger. Sad, but true; They do not seem to be able to resist her charms. Keeper of Jones Soda, Poet, lover of white tigers and old rock tunes, she has repeatedly thwarted Dog offensives.

On occasion has been distracted from her evil persuits by her need to date and/or dominate males. Always aware of her appearance, has been known to break off major engagements to fix her make-up and hair. A clever Dog may be able to exploit this weakness, but be wary...this is no bubble-headed blonde! It may work, but only temporarily. Any attack on her personal appearance may be enough to call down the wrath of an H2G2 Goddess! Use this ploy with caution!

A Dominatrix and her Dog

Witness her resent activites at the Kidnapping of our leader!
Along with sea and the Shroom, Saturn Girl had three of the H2G2 Dogs in her thrall! They had a very narrow escape, indeed.smiley -

This athletic lady is quite resourseful. Her capture and subsequent dribbling of a ghost ally shows her capable of inventive torture; indeed, she is quite fond of this method of attack.

Recently Saturn Girl has indulged her ...propensities by building a Dungeon and game room in a well-known Haunted Castle. Be very cautious when entering this lady's boudior, gentlemen.


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