h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well i hate krazitz. im not denying the goodness of the beatles, i just dont really find most of their stuff exciting thats all.

[jwf president and ceo of jwf records]

Ok guys listen up. I got an idea. One of the other groups I produce, the Stayatomes, are doing their annual Tour for Shut-Ins and I want you guys to be the unopening act.

Don't worry you wont have to go anywhere. The Stayatomes never ..actually ..go ..anywhere. That's why Shut-Ins love them. Biggest group I got. We just dub in crowd noises and call them 'live' recordings. This will be their fifth live album. The Stayatomes for Shut-Ins Five.

Think about it boys and girls. You could be their unopening act. Just say the word and who knows what tomorrow might bring. Tomorrow never knows.

ok UH you've got to admit even if you done like Lenny Kravits the guys got some talent...his guitar is ace!

And the Beatles are good I go through stages where I listen to them loads then never listen to them at all.

nd jwf....huh?

I can't dance at all, I look soooo stupid doing it. So, yes, I can easily not dance too.

I don't want to start an argument of philosophy, but do we simply NOT play or do we not play because we CAN'T play?

As for the Beatles, when I said I didn't see what was so special about them I meant I thought most of their songs were rubbish and (although due to the quality of the recordings its hard to tell) they didn't play or sing very well either, certainly no better than a hundred one-hit-wonders. Just an opinion, of course.

*doesn't dance*

--David, who is also a Keeper

Guys I think we better close the door on any more non-band members, we should get a good line up with what we've got.

We should place; Angel feet, Vixen perhaps,

and I think a non-weird dancer is a must, so I think David is in too.



David - It doesn't matter why we don't play....we just don't play

so what is(n't) this line up

Closing the soor now to extra band members would be a good idea but I'll open another forum for non-roadies extra

I'm sure it's Arlecchino/Em not on rythym/lead guitars
UH not on Bass
Me not on Drums
Zed on keyboards

which leaves us with Angel feet,vixen and David...

I suggest Angel feet not as second drummer, and perhaps Vixen as sundry percussion and s**t like that, with David not as odd dancer and other odd instruments, ie Sitar etc.

So all in all we won't be a trio either

We also have JWF as producer/manager

Roadies and groupies are lacking though

Don't worry once I've got aka to put an advert up for us we'll get loads of groupies/roadies

I like the gig JWF didn't line up for us, I say we take it.

So much has been said for/against the Beatles at this point I don't feel like I have much to add, though I could come to their defence. Actually, I don't listen to them much any more because I've heard it all over and over. On a long road trip I could probably listen to just Stones every day and not get tired...

I just had an idea. I actually created seperate page (from this account) for the idea, but if you don't like the idea, we can delete the idea.

The idea is this: A press conference page where we can all deny rumours that haven't been started about us. For instance, I wrote that Arlecchino denies being romantically linked to Nichole Kidman. Since no one believes it when a star denies something, perhaps denying rumours that don't exist will start rumours that we want to exist. Also, if we could get the Post to do a write up on us, they could ask us questions on that page, and we could all answer. Or something like that.

Just an idea.

Yours,
Arlecchino

I could deny that im hugely popular with supermodels. i like that one. And i could do a post article, advertisment or something...

i did a bio in the BL somewhere. post it!

Like the idea of an interview page

UH ask Em to do the copy, or failing that I will slot it in when I get chance, or Arlecchino, or you could do it yourself ???

but no-one is to mention the Harlequin/Jordan/Christina Aguilera three in a bed romp......ok ?

ASk Em to copy what??!

UH's bio from the convo list, he did one, but didn't put it in the Banned page

where is the banned page then, boyo?

Oh, is Em going for copy... Great, I'll take a large double cream no sugar. Thanks.

~jwf~

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