h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the promo is dreadful = the promo is good. silly em.

but yes, im a glass half empty, so can i be a satanist or something

hi,
can I be in your band too?
maybe vocals !!! hee hee, (or catawailing as my mum used to say)
I don't have much spare time at the minute,
and I probably won't bother to come to the none existent practises-
but hey ! I think I'm the girl for the front! (or with plenty of front)
Ps. I know the non-existant drummer, Harlequin. btw.... so maybe he can put a word in 4 me!

Pps. hurry up thou , else I may be snapped up by some other highly talented group.
cheers, Vixen xxx

I'll propose Vixen for non-something

Talking of which UH, I used to know a devil worshipper who suffered from dyslexia... he sold his soul to Santa

Right!

Huh ?

right own brother...

what isnt the line up of the banned so far?

Erm a line-up ????

Arlecchino not on lead
Em not on Rythym
Your goodself not on Bass
Zed on Keyboards
Me not on Drums

And we have Angel feet, and perhaps Vixen unplaced as yet

And we have a non-producer

And we were all going to take turns at being non-vocalists saves on non fights...although UH if you p**s me off I'll get my tangerine gun out!

yes forgot JWF, silly me

and yes none of us was going to be lead vocalist, so the non-backing singer would be the lead I think....

I also notice UH hasn't done a bio yet either.....

[Santa Claus]
*magically appears in that special Santa way he has of magically appearing*

Ho - Ho - Ho ..oh bless my whiskers! It's Vixen. There you are Vixen. I've been looking everywhere for you deer. Rudolph and Blitzen and Dasher and all the others have been quite worried since we found your stall empty. Now come along deer and we'll get you home in a wink. H0 - H0 - H0!

*with a nod of his head he is gone - like smoke - up the chimney*

My randomly placed "right" was actually a response to something someone said on the previous LED. Apparently I did not check to see if there had already been replies to that post, and ended up placing my comment in an entirely irrelevant position. That or it's the most massive symulpost I've ever seen.

Vixen could not play tambourine or something. Or maybe she could not be a groupie? Seems she already knows a Banned member.

right

I suppose that I can't ask you not to come and play at my festival page.
It wouldn't be nice not to have some music there.

[jwf- president and CEO of jwf records inc.]
*whips out a crumpled sheet of music*
OK fellas I got a song here for ya..
*picks up air-guitar and strums - frowns - fiddles with the tuning*

OK listen up here goes...
"We aren't the Champions,
we aren't the champions
of anythi-i-i-ng..."

Whatcha think o'that then, eh. Ain't that just perfect for your group! And besides these lyrics I got a karaoke machine version of the music, so you won't even have to play. You guys are gonna be bigger than Millie Vanillie, just stick with me, eh!
*yells at Vixen*
Hey you! Girlie! Whatcha doing in the chimney - cor' who'd y'think y'are Mary Bleeding Poppins? Or are ya sussing out Santa's hidey hole?
*falls down laughing at his own joke*

hey, isnt substance enhanced incoherency what the bassist does?

and yes, i wil get around to writing a bio...

wheres this festival, and do we we need a mismanager?

how about
'@m Uncle Heavy, the nonbassist of the Banned. My musical influences certainly don't range from Muse and JJ72 to Eels, Belle and Sebastian and the Kings Of Convenience. Nor are the Moldy Peaches the mutt's nutts. Portishead, Massive Attack, and DJ shadow aren't favourites of mine, nor are Orbital, Daft Punk and Kojak (hands up both of you who have heard of them). The less said of semisonic the better'

sounds good to me

and of course we need a mis-manager, every great group has been ripped off at some stage or other, don't deny us our greatness