h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ATTENTION....

Sorry to put a spanner in the works, but a strange thing happened today.

I was playing my beatles albums backwards as normal, and accidentally pressed the wrong button, and heard the following message....

"Molly is the singer in the Banned, Obla di, obla da, life goes on.."

Now I don't know what you make of this but, if it was meant to be, Molly wouldn't be the singer, therefore on no accounts allow anyone called Molly to audition as a non-singer, otherwise 'life will go on', in other words we will be robbed of our rightful place in non-music history.

I've took the liberty of 'digging up' Zed to be our keyboard player, and not signing us up for JWF productions.

Edit as you feel fit

I've took the liberty of 'digging up' Zed to be our keyboard player, and not signing us up for JWF productions.

Edit as you feel fit H

It's good not to have a producer. Anyone know the name of any moderators? We could use his/her name as the member who got the ax...

Ok guys listen up...
I got some posters here that are never gonna see the light of day.

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Non-Playing for O nights only!

~~~'''''~~~
~~~THE BANNED~~~
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~~~Free Admission ~~~
~~~No Cover Free Food ~~~
~~~No Music No Nothing~~~
~~~Free Free~~~

~~~!!!!! Door Prize !!!!!~~~

AIR GUITAR autographed by
every member of the Banned!

* a jwf records production *
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Excellent Promo !!!

Ok took your lead... and dug up Zed for our keyboard player

We'll have to find a job for Angel Feet then

Cool Promo but where did you get the groovey new smilies from??

Can I suggest something and for the record this is Em

Why don't we each make up an entry about ourselves like a biography and the do a discography or our non records

Em, the whole idea of this is to alow each other fairly free expression, you wanna do something, do it, if any of us don't like what someone else has done, we can talk about it....

So if you got an idea, go for it....

I like the promo JWF did, and perhaps we could somehow get it onto our page, or place it as a non-advertisement somewhere on H2G2... any ideas ?

I like the promo JWF did, and perhaps we could somehow get it onto our page, or place it as a non-advertisement somewhere on H2G2... any ideas ?

Angelfeet could be our second non-drummer, the Honeycombs had a female drummer back in the sixties, and Adam and the Ants had a two drummer set-up, which gave a very distinctive and original sound, if we were to go for the two non-drummer sound, it would make us very distinctive too

I think we shouldnt move heavier, not thru zepplin, and definately not into muse territory.

I wont be writing a bio anytime soon

and the promo is dreadful, if you see what I mean

I can get my mate aka to put an advert on his advert page!!

YOur a real pain in the ass UH your so glass half empty!

I can get my mate aka to put an advert on his advert page!!

YOur a real pain in the ass UH your so glass half empty!

A Glass half empty non-bass player is good, it goes with the territory

JWF has the right idea I think about not-promoting us, so perhaps his ad should go on the ads page.

Also Angelfeet, could be our backing vocalist as an alternative to 2nd Drummer, and as none of us sing, that would effectively make her our non-lead vocalist I think

What's all this about no cover charge? I thought we were going to give the public nothing for something! Oh well, other than that, it's a great ad, and Angel Feet could not play congas and other misc percussion. Or maybe we've found a non-lead singer?

Anybody here Todd Snyder fan? This whole thing reminds me of a song he did...

off damn frames off i say ,two drummers is maybe the best way to do stereo purccusion live,back to my prefferences

yep, we need a cover charge or how else is JWF going to rip us off ?