A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2008
What's this about wine?
I thought this boat was loaded with rum....
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shagbark Posted Aug 28, 2008
Hey a bar has more than one kind of spirits 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 28, 2008
aye, indeed 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 28, 2008
Oh, very well.
I'll have a double Scotch--Maybe those twins from Glasow.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 29, 2008
BOB!?! 
let me buy the first round
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2008
And I'll take care of the first square.
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Aug 29, 2008
Who's this Kes then, doesn't like wine
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shagbark Posted Aug 29, 2008
Kes is the navigator on this here ship.
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shagbark Posted Aug 29, 2008
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Well, Bob, here's a round 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2008
If you tilt your head halfway in one direction or the other, iy also looks square.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2008
who? the navigator? you would be surprised! 
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shagbark Posted Aug 30, 2008
shagbark turns on the jukebox.
http://www.last.fm/music/Stan+Rogers/_/Fogarty%27s+Cove
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2008
*the captain dances a jig*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 30, 2008
(With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan)
A Hootoo sailor is a soaring soul,
As free as an ocean bird.
His energertic fist
Should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word,
Assuming that first it put down the bottle of rum....
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Aug 30, 2008
Eee to the pie eye plus one is zero,
this is what I'm a singing,
to stop Pierce from a winging,
Cos we run out of Beer..'O'
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2008
i swear by the allmighty bob: this vessel will never run out of or or or or 
or any other kind of beverage while i am in charge of this ship 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 31, 2008
That's gratifying to hear, because I am really in the mood for an iced soy decaffeinated 
with shavings of dark chocolate and a hint of nutmeg, but hold the sugar.
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- 6281: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 28, 2008)
- 6282: shagbark (Aug 28, 2008)
- 6283: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 28, 2008)
- 6284: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 28, 2008)
- 6285: Bob the Dinosaur (Aug 28, 2008)
- 6286: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6287: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6288: Bob the Dinosaur (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6289: Pirate Alexander LeGray (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6290: shagbark (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6291: shagbark (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6292: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6293: Pirate Alexander LeGray (Aug 29, 2008)
- 6294: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 30, 2008)
- 6295: shagbark (Aug 30, 2008)
- 6296: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 30, 2008)
- 6297: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 30, 2008)
- 6298: Pirate Alexander LeGray (Aug 30, 2008)
- 6299: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Aug 30, 2008)
- 6300: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 31, 2008)
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