A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot Posted Nov 27, 2002
First let me appolgize to Ms. McAllan. 
I'll change to Balvennie and avoid any further misunderstanding. Secondly I don't imagine reading the b'log will do much more than wear out my mouse buttons since nothing stays on topic for very long aboard this fine vessel.
I think I'll just go walkabout around the ship and pick up the gist of the current events. I did notice that the Blood is currently located on an Australian lake. Kes' still navigating then.
Glad to see you all again. 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 27, 2002
Have we become land-locked?
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Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot Posted Nov 28, 2002
Well after a stroll around the ship I learned on the foredeck that we are not on an Australian lake as I thought but the ship is in fact rolling about the Australian outback on some sort of wheel system having had some kind of hover mechanism failure. In other words, situation normal. As I said the b'log is hardly neccessary and in fact would probably just increase the confusion level.
Speaking of increasing the confusion level I beleve I'll have another finger of the McA..... Good Heavens! That was a near thing! My cheek is still sore from the last time. Make it a Balvennie.
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Nov 28, 2002
We had a hover mishap? Oh dear 
I hope the chef wasn't making souffles again. Why don't we just inflate the hot air balloons stowed in the ship's hold? Then we can float with the breeze 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 28, 2002
*pictures angry chef*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 28, 2002
Please can I have a large mug of hot chocolate 
with lots of rum and floating marshmallows.
JA 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 28, 2002
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Nov 28, 2002
*walks into the bar*
*wonders why he always walks in here but never seems to walk out*
*strange*
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Nov 28, 2002
:refers back to last LED:
Red shirts Mr C? Does that mean we have to act like the ensigns off of Star Trek and get shot while Pierce saves the day?
No change there then 
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Fred Smith Posted Nov 28, 2002
Maybe there's several different Cals in here by now. Maybe there's just a trapdoor. *Looks around suspiciously.*
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Coniraya Posted Nov 28, 2002
Has anyone seen Snowy recently? I have made her a new 
gy coat for the winter.
I'll have a quick 
whilst I'm here.
*helps herself from the ready chilled Pol Roger bottle*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Nov 28, 2002
Hello everybody!
Cal nice to see all of you
* notices she has the yellow shirt on and wonders if she should panic *
Now does everyone have the drinks they want?
* stocks the sheleves and refreshes the supply *
* pours herself a very large G&T *
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 28, 2002
*wears red shirt with pride, only bowing to dodge flaming debris*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Nov 28, 2002
* flame debris lights the fire in the fireplace *
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 29, 2002
*makes tea*
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Nov 29, 2002
:stands next to machine which promptly explodes in a shower of sparks sending him flying:
Right, better get a colour of shirt that doesn't try to kill me
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 29, 2002
Death By Shirts:
Original StarTrek: Red
The Next Generation: Yellow
Deep Space Nine: Yellow, Mustard, Brown
Voyager: Yellow, Blue
Enterprise: Blue
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Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Nov 29, 2002
** wanders in again after sampling some b'log **
No-one here with the name talsker I hope?
Can I have a Talisker please Light?
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Cabin 13 (IV) The Lighthouse Bar
- 2701: Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot (Nov 27, 2002)
- 2702: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 27, 2002)
- 2703: Archibald (Harry) Tuttle considered a radical HVAC technician, Zaphodista, Descent3 pilot (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2704: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2705: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2706: Reality Manipulator (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2707: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2708: Reality Manipulator (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2709: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2710: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2711: Fred Smith (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2712: Coniraya (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2713: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2714: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2715: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Nov 28, 2002)
- 2716: loosehead (Nov 29, 2002)
- 2717: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 29, 2002)
- 2718: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Nov 29, 2002)
- 2719: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 29, 2002)
- 2720: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Nov 29, 2002)
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