h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1 Tequilla is a fiery Mexican drink distilled from several species of the agave.
2 Data does not frown, he holds a moderate facial expression, and sometimes he smiles, but he has to think about doing so
3 Data has had sexual relations with womes, robots, and holograms.
4 "First Contact" was about incongruities in time, so many mistakes are possible.
5 I can do the Vulcan sign.
6 There is a cure for baldness, but some people find it distinguishing to not have surgeries for their hair, eyes, skin blemishes, etc.

, oh it has an usual taste (I am going into my Commander Data mode) and it has unique properties. It is a well liked drink of Zaphrin Cochraine. Do you think if I drink plenty of tequillas that I will discover warp drive?




Commander Data-Jedi Apprentice of SS Enterprise. I have my emotion switched off

I dont know but it sounds like fun finding out

* passes the bottle *

Well if I drink plenty of this I will become a genius. I have no money to build a warp drive .

Zaphrine Cochraine has come in drunk and has asked where is Commander Will Riker and Counsellor Deana Trois. Falls in front of Vulcan Science/Ambassadors. Where I am is this a space ship? Who is Pierce the ? Does he drink Tequilla? Where are all the naked women (this was said in First Contact, that the real reason for the Warp Flight was to become rich and retire to an island surrounded by naked women, who I hope will not catch a cold). Zaphrine keeps on bumping into members of the crew and keeps on talking about his warp flight.

Very yet sober JA ,

Red Bull gives you wiiiings but only with tequila do you actually fly

*Sits very still, and waits for the bar to rotate back into position.*

I am Pierce the and yes, I do drink tequila - on occasions. But when we met at The Head of I believe I only drank Guinness

Hey, I just read about Disneys new film "Treasure Planet". Did they steal and alter my idea of a pirate ship that can sail through time and space or what?

Should I sue them for a zillion bucks or what? Would BBC help me do that? What do you think?

(To make it easier for you to make up your mind let me just say that I am willing to buy a for everyoone who supports me )

I fear the BBC will not help much for 'just' a , captain. But I am right behind you, if that action would fill the belly of this ship with golden loot.

very much Christopher for the infor. I have tried to do the Vulcan Sign but with little success. I think it Live Long and Prosper and you reply Long Live and Peace.


Do you know if Tequilla tastes nice?

Boldly going when no Apprentice has gone before JA

Yes when i saw treasure planet as a trailer before Die another Day i half expected to see a small caravan-like ship towed behind it

This reminds about a story in Doctor Who where space ships that looked like normal sailing ships stole people from the past to help run them. The prize for the ship who finished at the finishing line was Enlightment.


Pierce I will support you if you please allow me to drink Chief Inspector Morse approved Real . When I was ill, I was given to drink, as it is a full of iron and a very good tonic if you are as the advert says it is good for you. Sergeant Lewis will pay for all the drinks.

Very Jedi Apprentice

I am yet I have not touched any .

I pledge my undieing support to my good captain in his quest for justice.
Ooo. Ta.
I boldly wish you all "Live long and prosper" with the appropriate hand sign.
Remember the safest character in any movie is "Comic relief". Those guys never get killed.

*wanders in after noticing that the Zaphodistas have returned to a worthy third busiest thread on h2g2 and wondering where all the action is*

Apparently the only guys who get killed are the guys in the red shirts. (That is until they changed red shirts from Security and Engineering to Command and gave the backroom boys the gold shirts. Check it out - Archer and Kirk wear gold uniforms - Tucker and Scotty wear red. Picard, Riker, Sisko et al wear Red - LaForge, Worf, Tuvok etc. wear Gold. Science and Medical have always worn blue.)

Apologies for that folks - I think I'd better just shut up now! Mind if I join you in a pint of the ol' black stuff, Skip?

Cheers, Pierce!

Feel free to tell me off for not reading back through the thread!!!



Can I still have a beer?

I too pledge my support for this venture Capting Prosser
*gives the captain the appropriate salute*


We could surround Mousetown and lay siege to the rodents reservation till they pay us the required royalties...






er...hang on a minute...

...We could make them write us into the sequel


...WE COULD ALL BECOME HOLLYWOOD STARS !!!...


erm sorry
alec.

*finds a bottle of red wine and some spices*
*starts the glög*

I'd support that venture captain. Just as long as I don't have to go anywhere near the Disney executives or the lawyers.

Yeah lets all go to New Zealand and get Peter Jackson to be director!

<--- glög

What about George Lucas & Steven Spielburg along with Industrial Light & Magic Special Effects Company. With their dosh you could make into a blockbuster like Star Wars Attack of the Clones. Except we will have real space ships and we will all be transported 25,000 years into the future and have all the combined Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Technology. The Space Ship will be a Galaxy class one, it will have combined warp/stream/anti-matter/hypodrive engine and it will be able to travel through time and space like the TARDIS. It will be bigger in the inside than the outside as in the TARDIS.

Very JA