A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
Ahoy West Wind! I haven't seen you in a while! and not a moment to soon, either. The other seductresses have their hands full trying to please these rowdy pirates, perhaps you could help?
DM, I agree. Let's stick to one forum
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Anquet Posted Sep 3, 2001
great. so whats gonna be going in this armoury of yours then?
i can get my hands on a number of arcane objects and scrolls if you think they'd be useful....
or a couple of dozen uzis....
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
Well, suppose there is another person aboard this ship who's thinking the same thing. They could have been planning this for ages, and when they finally get around to it, someone has already started an armory.
Besides, Doesn't this ship already have an armorour?
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have an armoury, I just want to make sure noone else does.
*posts paper to notice board asking crew's permission to open armoury*
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
sorry, I meant to say armourer
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west wind Posted Sep 3, 2001
who be wanting seducing then first mate plato? I'll slip into my specially seductive black lace eye patch!
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Anquet Posted Sep 3, 2001
good evening west wind.
has anyone seen a 
around here?
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
Sounds great! Umm...The captain would jump at the chance to have you seduce him, but he's absent at the moment. Oh well, his loss! Do you have your own cabin yet?
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
No I- Oh wait, here's one!
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Anquet Posted Sep 3, 2001
thanks Plato!
*gives plato a 
*
well i'm knackered 
, so i'll see you 2morrow when (hopefully) you'll have an armoury for me to look around!
night night! <yawn.
*retires to cabin with her rediscovered for some well deserved 
*
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west wind Posted Sep 3, 2001
no I don't think I do have a cabin yet. where can I find a free one or should I share with someone?
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 3, 2001
Miss West, you simply hit the "discuss this entry" button at the bottom of the page and name the new conversation "Miss West's Cabin"
or whatever you fancy!
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Researcher 179388 Posted Sep 4, 2001
*Pins a large poster up on the door of the Cap'n's cabin..
Wanted for the imminent opening of the Spa and Beauty Salon for Piratesses:
Beauticians
Masseurs
Please apply to Dark Mistress, Lighthousegirl, St Hatifnat, Floh or Gwennie for credential checking prior to acceptance on to the crew by Cap'n 
Totally professional and discreet applicants only
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Gwennie Posted Sep 4, 2001
*Wanders past and checks Caerwynn's poster*
Oh well done Caerwynn! 
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Sep 4, 2001
Yes, thanks, Caerwynn.
*but adds "Greek boys wanted"* 
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Anquet Posted Sep 4, 2001
hey great poster!
i like the !
Adds *And and Gary Oldman lok a likes 
*
evening Plato!
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 4, 2001
Good Evening Miss DM. I trust you slept well?
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Researcher 179388 Posted Sep 4, 2001
*walks past cabin door*
Oh good the poster is still there then
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 4, 2001
*Mr. Christopher posts several MEMOs*
"Lost: One Black Tri-Corner hat with silver trim"
"Found: Silver Tea Set in the corridor"
"Lost: One (1) pair of eyeglasses"
"Hati, could you supply the Captains Quarters with fresh roses every three days? It would be much appreciated."
"If anyone would like to comment on how http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A620696 'Wind Forces' could be improved, please do so at your leisure."
"Wanted: Ghost Exterminators. Apply to Mr. Christopher or Sir Plato, resumes required"
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Ludwig the Labrador Posted Sep 4, 2001
*
sweeps by*
*followed by another *
*chased by a 
and a 
trying to race each other*
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- 483: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2001)
- 484: Anquet (Sep 3, 2001)
- 485: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2001)
- 486: west wind (Sep 3, 2001)
- 487: Anquet (Sep 3, 2001)
- 488: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2001)
- 489: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2001)
- 490: Anquet (Sep 3, 2001)
- 491: west wind (Sep 3, 2001)
- 492: plato <surfer> (Sep 3, 2001)
- 493: Researcher 179388 (Sep 4, 2001)
- 494: Gwennie (Sep 4, 2001)
- 495: Floh Fortuneswell (Sep 4, 2001)
- 496: Anquet (Sep 4, 2001)
- 497: plato <surfer> (Sep 4, 2001)
- 498: Researcher 179388 (Sep 4, 2001)
- 499: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 4, 2001)
- 500: Ludwig the Labrador (Sep 4, 2001)
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