h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Lady of Shalott]

Dwarves! I have a song request for you.

*Whispers to head dwarf*

[Dwarves]
*Scurry off and return shortly with instruments. They strike up a jazz beat*

Oh I used to be your baby
Used to be your pride and joy
You used to take me dancing
Just like any other boy
But now you've found another partner
And left me like a broken toy

Oh it's someone else you're takin'
Someone else you're playin' to
Honey though I'm aching
Know just what I have to do
If I can't have you when I'm wakin'
I'll go to sleep and dream I'm with you

Oh take me take me take me
To the dreamer's ball
I'll be right on time and I'll dress so fine
You're gonna love me when you see me
I won't have to worry
Take me take me
Promise not to wake me 'till it's morning
It's all been true

What you say about that hey honey?
You gonna take me to that dreamer's ball?
I'd like that
Right on down forty-second street
Way down down town dreamer's town

Oh take me take me take me
I'm your plaything now
You make my life worthwhile with the slightest smile
Or destroy me with a barely perceptible whisper
Gently take me remember I'll be dreamin' of my baby
At the dreamer's ball

Take me hold me
Remember what you told me
You'd meet me at the dreamer's ball
I'll meet you at the dreamer's ball

Ahhhhhhh

probably joint fav with '39

ahhhhh

leaps for CD

(Sir Knight)

I don't think the anti killer-goldfish potion has quite worn off......

*I had a dream*

She won our hearts the arts she loved
Is painting pictures for free
When she was done she hung them up
For all the children to see
Goodbye April lady
It's been good to have you around
Goodbye April lady
You've done a lot for the folks in this town
The children learned to read
She strung their beads
It's sorry she was the one
As you can see isn't she good
She don't leave nothing undone
Goodbye April lady
It's been good to have you around
Goodbye April lady
You've done a lot for the folks in this town
She taught them all to love
She was their cream
And we don't want her to go
But we know too well
She fell in love
And there's no stopping her so
Goodbye April lady
It's been good to have you around
Goodbye April lady
You've done a lot for the folks in this town
Goodbye April lady...


**Dreams of another world*

*Comes back from the light)

*life is real?*

(Sir Knight)

phew!!!!
What came over me::
if I didn't know better I would say this place was full of enchantment and majic, maybe it is the ledgendary Fairy King?

[Lady of Shalott]

I had a dream and in it were many people but all with the same face. RL? VL? Who knows?

Finally, someone else who appreciates Dreamers' Ball. Probably my favourite Queen song.

[Fairy King]

Through the house give glimmering light, by the dead and drowsy fire; every elf and fairy sprite hop as light as bird from briar; and this ditty after me, sing and dance it trippingly.


[Lady of Shalott]

This is definitely a place of enchantment and a kind of magic.

(Sir Knight)

This place is I think also a miracle::
Remember how we just happened to come across this hovel as it was getting late and we were tired?

Oh:: I guess we should continue with our quest soon; well its a hard life; and much danger lays ahead, we may be killed by this dragon; but who wants to live forever?

[Lady of Shalott]

You take my breath away with your melancholy blues. I thought you were a man on the prowl and I'm sure that if there is a dragon attack and I want to break free that you will save me. Until then, I need your loving tonight so let's go back to the hovel and get down, make love.

"Wow"!

I'm the King of Dragon Roost (the guy who popped up the plug hole)

(Sir Knight)

Can't you come back later we are busy here making

Oh really? Well then...in that case...I shall return!!

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Hay, dwarfs, how about a song?

(Dwarfs 1-11)

Hi ho, Hi ho,
Hi ho, Hi ho,
Hi ho, Hi ho,
To slay the dragon we must go..

Hi ho, Hi ho,
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No more dwarf boweling today please..

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Hi ho, Hi ho,
One day we will go!!

[Lady of Shalott]

Does this mean we're all off then?

(Sir Knight)

I am not too sure!!!

but I do wish those dwarfs would stop singing Hi, Ho..

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(now I just know you're trying to do long postings! )

[Lady of Shalott]

They are singing in lovely 4 part harmony though!

I think we should march off to their merry tunes to seek adventure bold. What do you think?

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(Sir Knight)

You want to lead the way?

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(2 can play at that game!!)

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How are we doing? Shall we sing some more? We think it is a long way to where we are going so we have a lot of singing to do!!!

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[Lady of Shalott]

Hi ho kind of grates after a while, don't you think?

Anyway, where exactly are we going? I was under the impression that you knew the way to this dragon and treasure.

(Sir Knight)

This way I think::

*Heads off into Hovel*!!!!

[Lady of Shalott]

Are you being serious or is this an unsubtle ruse?

(Sir Knight)

Emerges from Hovel with baggage*

This way I believe::

*The travelers begin following the course of the empty river*

(Dwarfs)

Hi ho, hi, ho, ho, ho, ho
at last a dragonslaying we go!!!

(Sir Knight)

Drop the "hi, Ho"..

(Sandra)

Is no one going to tell me the way to the hairdressers retirement home?

Oh, well, I shall just follow you then: I have my sissors; they might be of some use!!

[Lady of Shalott]

WAIT!!! I have forgotten something extremely important. Sharon, could you be a dear and give my hair a quick trim. I can't dragon slay with untidy ends.

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