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In search of Adventure
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Morgas]
Mighty weapon? Wherewherewhere?
In search of Adventure
deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
You're right about that vision of the dragon not boding well for our quest. I'm not too keen on the prospect of having to go to church.
I hope the dwarves weren't sucked into that vortex thing, they might be in the dungeon dimensions by now.
[Narrator]
A deep rumbling begins and the earth starts to shake. The rumbling builds to a crescendo and then there is a huge tearing noise. A large rip appears in front of the adventurers, as if the surrounding landscape were an oil painting on a slashed canvas. Strange and monsterous noises can be heard, there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth and the sound of metal on bone. The bold adventurers step back while staring, mesmerised into the depth of the dark tear.
[Lady of Shalott]
I think it's been said before, but b****y hell!
[Priscilla]
I think something is emerging from the tear. It's a huge furious mass.
[Dwarves 1-10]
You bet we're b****y furious, we got zapped into that spacial rift thing and found ourselves surrounded by vile and unspeakable creatures. Of course we had to brutally maim and kill a large quantity of their infinite number. Can you imagine what the sound of an infinite number of vile and unspeakable creatures gnashing their teeth sounds like? The sound of fingernails on a blackboard is nothing in comparison.
[Dwarf 4]
And one of the b*****s dented my best battle axe.
[Dwarf 11]
*emerges backwards from the tear*
Get back, get back. No, NO... oh, alright then, but promise you'll be on your best behaviour.
[Narrator]
A large, monstrous creature follows Dwarf 11 through the tear. The tear then closes from bottom to top as if done up by a paranormal zip and the landscape returns to normal.
[Dwarf 11]
I would like to introduce you all to Derek, the vile dungeon dimension demon.
[Derek]
allo.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Umm; a vial dimension full of awful cretures, must have been sucked into the last Conservative/Labour conference
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deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shallot]
That's a fate worse than death.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Might even be a fate worse than a fate worse than a fate worse than death?
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deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
That is bad. It's probably a good job Dwarf 11 helped Derek the vile dungeon dimension demon to escape. Imagine spending an eternity among MPs.
By the way Dwarf 11, I forgot to say what with all the commotion, your beard is looking lovely.
[Dwarf 11]
Why thank you, but pleases stop calling me Dwarf 11. I am not a number, I am a free dwarf.
[Lady of Shalott]
I am so sorry. What is your name?
[The dwarf formally known as Dwarf 11]
I want to be known as Lola.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Morgas]
May I offer you some sweet sweet candy?
In search of Adventure
deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Why, thank you. Now I think of it, I haven't eaten for 3 weeks and I'm beginning to feel hungry.
In search of Adventure
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Morgas]
Well then, what do you want?
A Mexican Colache?
An Indian Dal?
Some Saxon Quarkkeulchen?
In search of Adventure
deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
I don't suppose you've got an Everton mint, have you?
In search of Adventure
deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Mmm. I'll tell you what, just give me whatever you recommend.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Morgas]
Hmmm, some Dresdner Christstollen?
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Morgas]
OH, forget it, I forgot that the Saxons are our enemies...
But they make a WONDERFUL christmas
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 17, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Shall I just stand here and say
"what?"
"who?"
"EH?"
"Umm?"
Or shall I just give up and go off and leave all these strange people alone with you?
*Stalks off into Hovel*
In search of Adventure
deackie Posted Jun 17, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
My ancestors weren't too happy when the Saxons invaded either. I don't know about the christmas but I like the wasailing. Hey, Knight and Morgas! How about we go wassailing tonight?
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