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In search of Adventure

Post 221

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
Mighty weapon? Wherewherewhere?


In search of Adventure

Post 222

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

You're right about that vision of the dragon not boding well for our quest. I'm not too keen on the prospect of having to go to church.

I hope the dwarves weren't sucked into that vortex thing, they might be in the dungeon dimensions by now.

[Narrator]

A deep rumbling begins and the earth starts to shake. The rumbling builds to a crescendo and then there is a huge tearing noise. A large rip appears in front of the adventurers, as if the surrounding landscape were an oil painting on a slashed canvas. Strange and monsterous noises can be heard, there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth and the sound of metal on bone. The bold adventurers step back while staring, mesmerised into the depth of the dark tear.

[Lady of Shalott]

I think it's been said before, but b****y hell!

[Priscilla]

I think something is emerging from the tear. It's a huge furious mass.

[Dwarves 1-10]

You bet we're b****y furious, we got zapped into that spacial rift thing and found ourselves surrounded by vile and unspeakable creatures. Of course we had to brutally maim and kill a large quantity of their infinite number. Can you imagine what the sound of an infinite number of vile and unspeakable creatures gnashing their teeth sounds like? The sound of fingernails on a blackboard is nothing in comparison.

[Dwarf 4]

And one of the b*****s dented my best battle axe.

[Dwarf 11]

*emerges backwards from the tear*

Get back, get back. No, NO... oh, alright then, but promise you'll be on your best behaviour.

[Narrator]

A large, monstrous creature follows Dwarf 11 through the tear. The tear then closes from bottom to top as if done up by a paranormal zip and the landscape returns to normal.

[Dwarf 11]

I would like to introduce you all to Derek, the vile dungeon dimension demon.

[Derek]

allo.


In search of Adventure

Post 223

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
smiley - erm Bonjour


In search of Adventure

Post 224

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(Sir Knight)

Umm; a vial dimension full of awful cretures, must have been sucked into the last Conservative/Labour conference smiley - biggrin


In search of Adventure

Post 225

deackie

[Lady of Shallot]

That's a fate worse than death.


In search of Adventure

Post 226

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(Sir Knight)

Might even be a fate worse than a fate worse than a fate worse than death?


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Post 227

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

That is bad. It's probably a good job Dwarf 11 helped Derek the vile dungeon dimension demon to escape. Imagine spending an eternity among MPs.

By the way Dwarf 11, I forgot to say what with all the commotion, your beard is looking lovely.

[Dwarf 11]

Why thank you, but pleases stop calling me Dwarf 11. I am not a number, I am a free dwarf.

[Lady of Shalott]

smiley - blush I am so sorry. What is your name?

[The dwarf formally known as Dwarf 11]

I want to be known as Lola.


In search of Adventure

Post 228

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
May I offer you some sweet sweet candy?


In search of Adventure

Post 229

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

Why, thank you. Now I think of it, I haven't eaten for 3 weeks and I'm beginning to feel hungry.


In search of Adventure

Post 230

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
Well then, what do you want?
A Mexican Colache?
An Indian Dal?
Some Saxon Quarkkeulchen?


In search of Adventure

Post 231

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

I don't suppose you've got an Everton mint, have you?


In search of Adventure

Post 232

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
smiley - erm No, sorry. What about some Labskaus?


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Post 233

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

smiley - erm I've no idea what that is. What about some aniseed twists?


In search of Adventure

Post 234

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
smiley - yikes


In search of Adventure

Post 235

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

Mmm. I'll tell you what, just give me whatever you recommend.


In search of Adventure

Post 236

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
Hmmm, some Dresdner Christstollen?


In search of Adventure

Post 237

deackie

smiley - erm what's that then?


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Post 238

Floh Fortuneswell

[Morgas]
OH, forget it, I forgot that the Saxons are our enemies... smiley - sadface
But they make a WONDERFUL christmassmiley - cake


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Post 239

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(Sir Knight)
smiley - ermsmiley - erm Shall I just stand here and say
"what?"
"who?"
"EH?"
"Umm?"

Or shall I just give up and go off and leave all these strange people alone with you?

*Stalks off into Hovel*


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Post 240

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

My ancestors weren't too happy when the Saxons invaded either. I don't know about the christmas smiley - cake but I like the wasailing. Hey, Knight and Morgas! How about we go wassailing tonight?


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