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In search of Adventure

Post 281

knight of Dragoon

(Dragoon knight)

My dragon would behappy to give you a lift.!!!


In search of Adventure

Post 282

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

We can't get his sword to him because he is under 3ft of ice and I think the ice is too hard to break. Perhaps a sightseeing tour on Dragon Knight's dragon would provide inspiration.


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Post 283

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

maybe I could melt the ice with a heat ray...

...or I could cut through it with my doom lance...

I KNOW! I'll drop an atom bomb on the whole thing!


[heads for plane]


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Post 284

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

smiley - erm Are you quite sure that's safe?


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Post 285

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

hmm.. maybe you're right...Can anyone think of a less catclysmic approach?


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Post 286

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

Maybe we could River Dance on the ice until it breaks. Non-cataclysmic (I think) and we get to keep fit at the same time.


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Post 287

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Or we could go to that hair saloon, and ask for all of thier blow dryers...


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Post 288

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

That's a great idea. We can do our hair at the same time. We should always look our best. Could we try a little River Dance too, it seems fun.


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Post 289

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Ok sure, I'll try to find a suitable CD


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Post 290

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

No need to find your own CDs, I've got some great compact dwarves here and they have a pretty good reportoire.

Hey! Dwarves!! Do you know any celtic music?

[Dwarf 3]

Yes, sure. Last time we had a battle with the Celts we listened to the music they played as they relaxed by their camp fires of an evening.

[Dwarf 5,7,9,10]

*run off and return with a fiddle, an accordian, a drum and a penny whistle*


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Post 291

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

ahhh..modern conviniences...


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Post 292

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

But of course, it's one of the perks of being from the aristocracy. Do you have any requests?


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Post 293

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

how about a breakdanceing song to break the ice?


BOOM BA CSSCH BA BOOM BOOM CSSCH
BOOM BA CSSCH BA BOOM BOOM CSSCH
BOOM BA CSSCH BA BOOM BOOM CSSCH
wikki wikki wikki
BOOM BA CSSCH BA BOOM BOOM CSSCH
BOOM BA CSSCH BA BOOM BOOM CSSCH
[continues to sing breakdancing music]


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Post 294

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

Dwarves! Do you know how to breakdance? I fear that if I try I may do myself a mischief with my corset... Looks like fun though.


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Post 295

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

*sigh*
*stares into the knight's icy prison*

I fear that the knight will never be free.

*begins to smiley - cry*


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Post 296

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Hey! I just got a great idea!!!!

[drops a pin on the ice]

CRRRAAAACCCKK!

[Ice shatters into icy dust]

YAY!

NOW WE CAN MAKE SNOW CONES!
smiley - smileysmiley - snowman


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Post 297

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

What's a snow cone?

*sob*


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Post 298

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

it's shaved ice with fruit juice dripped on the top for flavor...very tasty.

[conjures robot]

[robot proceeds to make snowcone]


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Post 299

deackie

[Lady of Shalott]

The snow cone is very nice. Thank you. Just one thing... what's a robot. smiley - erm Red ogre but otherwise tame?


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Post 300

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

(Knight of [forgotten])

A robot is something that shouldn't be here

*emerges from frozen prizzon
*takes sword
*lights a cigar

{back!}


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