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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Thank dog for that....
Do you think we should head off to the mountain/dragon today; or just hang about here smoking, singing, swimming, killing Elfs and
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
I'm sure we should press on really, but, hey, what's the hurry. Maybe we could have a drink, smoke and first.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Night)
We could, or we could use the Dwarfs for skittles and do a it of bowling, Or just smoke some more hash, go swimming again, or
What do you think, oh,
But are you sure that is legal?
(Moderator)
"You two are making life very busy, any chance of cooling it down a bit?"
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Is dwarf skittles politically correct . Oh, I suppose that as political correctness isn't due to be invented for about 1000 to the nearest millenium we'll be .
Hi-ho dwarves.
[Dwarves 1-9]
Hi-ho!!!
[Lady of Shalott]
Could you line up over there please, that's it, 2 rows would be good.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 10, 2001
Busier than the dragon and his girl-friend(?)...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
We are going to slay the Dragon, when we get round to it.
Right; what can we use for a ball?
Hay; straighten yourselfs up Dwarfs!!!
(Dwarf 10-11)
Can we play?
(Sir Knight)
Good; 10 pin bowling!!!!
But what to do with the 11Th dwarf?
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Surely it's ten-dwarf bowling? You, Mr 11th dwarf!
[Dwarf 11]
I'm a woman!!!
[Lady of Shalott]
I'm so sorry, it was difficult to see beneath that beard but now you mention it you are wearing pink lipstick. I have to congratulate you on managing to find white stilettoes that match so perfectly your dwarf forged chainmail and large battle axe. Anyway, if you could stand behind the other ten then you can collect the bowling balls and run them back to us. Marvellous, I think we're all sorted.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir KNIGHT)
But, we do not I believe have a ball to use,and can the dwarfs sing whilst we are playing to make it feel like a proper bowling alley, you know, the ones that have the string instrument people and singers at the back to entertain the royal guests..
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
*Thinks again, twice in one day as well!*
Hang on a moment, I'll be back in a minute.
*Runs into the woods. The sound of rustling can be heard*
ow, you b*gger
*More rustling and an animal squeal*
Ok, here we go, 2 bowling balls.
Will you badgers stay rolled into a ball please.
(mmm, very Alice in Wonderland)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Maye we sould have played croquet instead, following the allice in Wonderland theory
Now, badger, stay still, dwarfs stay in line, and begin singing.
Right, here I go............
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[11 Dwarves]
Hi-ho, Hi-ho, he's about to bowl you know.
[Lady of Shalott]
Do you always have to sing hi-ho? What about a different song for a change?
[11 Dwarves]
Hi-ho silver lining, everwhere you go you'll see that...
[Lady of Shalott]
Stop! Something without a hi-ho in it at all.
[Dwarves 1-10]
We don't know anything but hi-ho.
[Dwarf 11]
I do! Near, far, wherEVER you are....
[All]
AAAaaaaagggghhhhhh!!!!!! Quick knight, bowl that ball and aim for her mouth.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Right, there it goes........
STRIKE STRIKE
Oh, no; who tole the dwarfs to line up in front of the stream; all 11 are in the water!!!!!!!!!
(Dwarfs 0-11)
Hi Ho, its under-water we go....
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Dwarf 11]
...my heart will go on..
[Dwarves 1-10]
*All jump onto dwarf 11 and submerge her.*
[Dwarf 11]
blub, blub...on...bubble, bubble.
[Lady of Shalott]
Well, this is another pleasant valley sunday.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Ciggerette?
Cigar?
*knight offers ciggerette/cigar*
Hay; Dwarfs, line yourselfs up again, please..
Anybody seen the Badgers, I mean balls?
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Don't mind if I do .
Ok, dwarves, what about some interesting 4 part harmonies.
[Dwarves 1-4]
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom.
[Dwarves 5,6 and 7]
Mr Sandman, bring me a dream...
[Dwarves 8, 9 and 11]
Aaar, aaar
[Dwarf 10]
ooooooo
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Here is your
Those dwarfs are good at harmoney singing; maybe we should sign them up for a contract, might be some money in it...
Oh; of course, we won't need any money once we have the wealth of the forgotten Elf kingdom,
Whats that smell?
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deackie Posted Jun 10, 2001
[Lady of Shalott]
Smell? Oh, Percy! Did you have to?
I think signing up the dwarves would be a good idea. They can keep us entertained with their merry crooning and they're pretty handy with the old battle axe too.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 10, 2001
(Sir Knight)
Oh; look at the time; we have spent all day doing nothing again; the 11-Dwarf bowling was fun though..
Maybe we should try and finish our quest tomorrow;
or just hang-about here again,..
Hay, Dwarfs, any of you want to clear up Percy's mess?
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