h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Sir Knight)
"Go for it, no one here will mind"

[Lady of Shalott]

Aaahhh. That's what I love about you guys. A girl can smoke a cigar and you don't think any less of her. Big s all round.

(Sir Knight)
"that is alright sweety; but do you have any idea why dwarfs 1, 2, and 3 were just screaming?"

"Those damm fish are all comming to the surface of the stream."

[Lady of Shalott]

Where's Voltear? He's got some fantastic anti-goldfish potion. Just don't let him near your hair.

I'm right here, sorry that i disappeared for a while.

(I had to get some work done. They don't pay me to talk over the net all day)

I do have a potion that will prevent gol from being attracted to you. just take a sip of this potion and the will think you are not food for your body will emit a smell that does not attract them, that does not smell to anyone else and yet will only last for several minutes.

[Lady of Shalott]

(please don't use that 4 letter w word. Where are you right now? I'm getting ready to go to bed as it's 11-30pm)

Good idea for a potion but we're both a little dubious when it comes to Bad experience, you know. And anything can happen when a woman has PMT.

(Sir Knight)

[Voltear, why are you working at nearly half past 11 Pm?]

"Yes I shall have some potion"

(Narrator)
The Knight takes some potion and jumps into the stream; interesting, no one even noticed, or at least commented that the Knight had not dressed.....

(I'm not in england. I'm a canadian boy and it's only 6:30 here. i'm an editor which means that I work late all the time.)

here, take this (hands over potion) and this shall help you stave off the evil

[Lady of Shalott]

*didn't mention the knight's state of undress as she was enjoying the view*

I'm a little puzzled as to why everyone has decided to go swimming, I thought we were off to find a dragon.

(Sir Knight)
jumps
out of stream..

"A dragon!!! Where?"

(Percy)
"Hay"

Well, since we don't have to fear the , might as well enjoy the water whilst we can.

*heads towards the water rather shyly.

[Lady of Shalott]

If you 2 don't mind, I'm just going to sit on the bank here and enjoy the view

My dear lady, if we are all going in, you surely can't just sit there and watch. Some may feel uncomfortable like...............myself. please join our group. you don't have to worry about the

if you choose not to, fine.

*quite happy there actually is a view to be enjoyed *

[Lady of Shalott]

I would join you but it took me ages to get into this corset, I can't take it off again. Besides, the water will mess up my hair and I nearly died conditioning it.

You go ahead, I'll look the other way if you like.

(Sir Knight)
Jumps back into the stream, pulling the Lady of Shalott into the water...

knight, i truly hope Lady will not get mad but now that you have her in the water. try not to get her hair wet. She seems rather protective of it.

[Lady of Shalott]

I'm soaked through to the skin, I'll have to take all my clothes off and hang them somewhere to dry when I get out the drink.

Does my hair look ?

(Sir Knight)
"your hair looks wonderful; you have hardly got it wet"

[Lady of Shalott]

That holy hair conitioner really did the trick. How can I ever thank you for locating it for me?

oh no, the hair conditioner... the goldfish... the goldfish are attracted to the hair conditioner and I haven't had any of the protection potion. Quick where is it before I get eaten alive by marauding killer goldfish.

(Sir Knight)
Rushes over and gives lady the potion...

(Dwarfs)
"Hay little sister, don't shed no tear,
No woman, Don't cry"