h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Peace conferance, big table, yadda yadda.

As spokesman for the Evil Army, I want to ask: do you have any questionable plans to use an armaggedon weapon?

No. My license ran out last week and i haven't gotten it renewed yet.

*evilclaw carries in Clive who is still tied*

Amazing.

*undoes the knot he's been furiously working at since post #873 and takes a seat at the long table*

*peers over steepled fingers*

I'd say these wargames have been a success, are you sure you want them to end?

Hello?

*Nudges EvilClaw who looks like he had a big session last night*

* enters with the sole purpose of untieing her most supreme Warlord (even if is his much smaller than she thought) - but will of cause stay to overlook peace negotiations*

*slaps EC with a to wake him up*

*slaps for slapping *

an lo! the peace negotiations began to unravel!

OOPS!

Seems as I woke up the wrong ...

Wanna have some , cutiepie?

We're hear for peace not for fish slapping! Anybody belligerant will have to wear the chicken suit and do a dance!

To Clive: Yes the invasion was a success but its not going anywhere and nobody will win if this keeps up. I have things to invade and people to attack. You know how it is?

EC seems to have waken up on the wrong side of the bed... hihi

even though I like to dance all night, s don´t fit into suits...

*sits down next to the table, carefully moving chairs first, and waits for negotiations to continue*

PEACE!!

*hands out to all the negotiators*

And s to eat it with!

*walks in wearing a blue diplomat's uniform...*
...why would I use a to eat...I mean...that's like using a knife to cut food...it's just overkill...anywho...um...no we are not going to use an armagedon weapon...we are planning on setting up a closed circut television system in order to talk to the president...

* gladly accepts from Taster. Pulls out own ing very sharp titanium and starts to eat*

um...eh...that might not be a good idea...I mean...you know...sharp...mouth...pain...sorta thing...

Nice of you to care!

But I always eat very carefully.

* struggles to cut which is very hard*

*cuts for dragonqueen*

*cuts dragonqueen*

Thanks Taster

* looks angrily and confused at *

I was under the impression this was about peace negotiations!?

Since when is it customary for EA negotiators to attack and try to hurt other part???

*mutters grumpily*

at least I´m not hurt! Assume you´ve broken your knife/sword/sharp-pointed-equipment.