h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*EvilClaw appears in a flash of light which shows that he probably just exhausted his special effects budget for the year*

Rally around me Evil Army troops as we take on the vicious Thingites! Many of you will die... BUT thats a risk I'm willing to take. To arms to arms! "Blow wind, come wrack, At least we'll die with harness on our back!"

*attacks EvilClaw with a *

STAY AWAY FROM MY THINGITES, YOU STUPID LITTLE CAT!!!

Hiss! *hisses* *Grabs spork* When you've stabbed as many people in the eyes with a as I have you develop an immunity (No, you don't).

*Unsheathes swords of Evil and Good (remind me to find mythical names for them)*

Nothing personal but our allies in the assassin's guild have requested that we assist them on the field of battle .

FOR DESTINY DICTATES
*a horde of EvilMinions replies "SO WE FOLLOW"*
ATTACK!!!!!
*screams while he runs about five feet*
...too......much......running...

... For an second in command you sure are fat and out of shape (right out of the evilclaw's mouth). So where are the other officers? Or the thingites for that matter? ...


Where are the trebuchets de spam?

The assassins aren't HERE you idjit!! We have been waiting ALL DAY!! Well, I have. Intermittently.

Hey! Aren't YOU a Thingite? You do post on our boards...

*stabs EvilClaw in the hand with the *

I'm not a thingite. I was dragged here by the cow. Who is. Maybe. Anywho. OW! My hand! Filthy gelfling! *caves in the cave ceiling above Tasterainbow in an obvious homage to which Jim Henson movie?*

......The Patriot?
*imagines the Mupet cast in The Patriot*
anywho they'll be filing in in a while...

oh and we got tired of waiting...and plus I thought I saw some fighting break out in No No No...

No not the Patriot. The Dark Crystal. Onward and forward and backward and sideward to battle!

*arrives in a flash of green light*

ha ha!!

*pulls out *

Black Leopard... How ...nice to see you here... with a ...

Are you here to fight for the Thingites or for the Assassin's Guild/Evil Army?

Not really. There was a brief skirmish, but I think the assassins went home to go to bed...

Are we the only ones fighting here?

think so - evilclaw i'm on your side for the moment...though this may change

We're not fighting though. You stabbed me and thats all.

no i didn't!!

*stabs evilclaw*

now i have

Ow! *bleeding* Not you! Her!

*it starts raining*

Well there is no fighting anywhere else, so I hesitate to start a new trend... especially in this weather.

*it starts snowing*

*decides to build an igloo*