h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pulls out gun*

kill that one as well!!

>>SOORY AGAIN TO TASTE<<

*starts shooting at batty*

YAY!!!! BATTY TO THE RESCUE!!

*squirms away from Dakeyras*

Jerk! *headbutts him*

Oh! *stabs him in the foot with *

AND I AM A GIRL, BL!!!

*suddenly through a high window in the long wall, the window shatters inwards an 2legs appears riding astride a Chestnut gelding with a flash of blue explosive *lands on teh floor, the inpact of the horse breaking the floorboards *the horse falls through the floor *2legs jumps off horse and lands on remaining floorboards Don't pancake! *begins attacking the Thingites with a Pain o levain and a small wholemeal tin hang on I'm a thingite *turns to attack the thursdayites hang on I'm a Thursdayite *turns to attack the ites hang on I'm a ite *begins attacking himself

*intercepts and eats bullets*

I'VE SAID SORRY TWICE!!!

*ducks BL's bullets and whacks him on the nose again with her rolled up newspaper*

BAD BAD KITTY!!!!

*snaps on her favorite pair of Ho Red "Turn Your Head & Cough" gloves and turns on Dakeyras with her titanium hunting at the ready*

You may need a FULL physical...

*picks BL up by scruff of neck, ignoring whining*

*tosses him out of room*

Go get 'im, Batty!!

*just stands there with taste neck in hands *
sorry bout this kiddo *crushes voice box and trachea drops corpes and draws handgun fires off the whole clip into taste body*

*grabs Dakeyras and straps him to an exam table she pulled out of her little black bag*

Now that is NO way to behave..

*pulls out the rest of her equipment and begins a pre-emptive autopsy on Dakeyras*

*dies*












*is re-born from fire like a phoenix*













*kicks Dakeyras in the @$$*

*cuts through the skin and pulls back the chest cavity, pulling out all sorts of "stuff" and handing it to Cal*

Here's the thopplewhanger, weigh that...

Now let's get the frizzflipple and spongeflots out in one group and see what we can... what the is that???? NAASSSSTTTYYYY!

*pulls the inexplicable object out of Dakeyras and saves it for later analysis or possibly for a cocktail party*

look do u mind
this is no way to treat a halfbreed is it u daft sod *dislocates shoulder and exscapes *

*comes back in with flamethrower*



*burns batty*

*chases Dakeyras with a stryker saw*

Wait!!! I forgot to excise the krimflitzle!!!!

*yelps and runs to the nearby fountain*

Hot bat!! Hot bat!!!

*cools her tail in the fountain* Ahhhh....

*takes off after BL like a bat out of... you get the idea*

*Comes in claps her hands and wipes out the Evil Army entirely*


Yay!! the Thingite Reign Supreme!!!


*s back to the March for Jack*

*douses flamethrower and BL with water*

*karate kicks flamwthrower out of BL's hands*

*throws flamethrower into ocean*

*kicks BL in the head using Tae-Bo*

I knew that stupid class at the gym would come in handy!

*continues attacking himself in confussion*

*ignores 2legs*

*wonders if lil just wiped her out too*

*waves a white flag*

What did lil just do?!

*whacks 2legs upside the head and drags him back to the March*

I may be Thingite but it all I'm also a Priestess of and the March is in our temple!!!! F94357?thread=196919&post=6563861#p6563861