h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*holds Templar's hand*

Most have left... Dakeyras was here a mo' ago, but he seems to have disappeared... when he comes back, I am going to try to smother him with . Group?

Is this a progression from Ghandi's philosophy of passive resistance? The George system....A wittle wabbit to call my own. I'll love him and hug him and squeeze him...and call him George.

My dragon is cuter and more poerful than yours! They just look the same.

*Walks in several hours late. blue tinted glasses still intact. Surveys the wrekage and general hugging.*

Death to the thingites!

*waves battle banner that took 3 days to make*
*doesn't spot the *

no taste u wont smoother me

* Walks back in just in time to see the corner of the banner catching light as the approaches from behind *



* Thinks better of it and leaves again *

charge! death to thingite enemies. Cluck. Plastic spork up your arses! Rushes round clucking and screaming.

*waves banner in evil way*

*notices trail of smoke*

Argggh! ! Fire

*rushes around behind redpekham in an equally silly way*

*A quite ridiculous number of really big tanks and mechs drive/walk in, crushing quite a bit of stuff, and surround all remaining thingites. They then rotate their barrells and point them at the ARMY troops.*

Stop this fighting! Though I rank highly within ARMY, I am a thingite first and will use my resources to defend Thing to the afterdeath!

are we having a ceasefire? Off white plastic hangs limply at my side for a moment. although barrel at the ready. Awaiting further orders. This better not be a trick or I shall kill first and ask questions later. Cluck!

Aha, Thing forever. No retreat, no surrender.

tanks, rockets, guns, bombs, grenades, and paperclips rain down upon the enemy. Squeals of agony and death rent the air, thingites eat drink and are merry as their enemy pile up and create great rivers of blood. Yay yay yay. Thing forever!!!!!

*Appears in a flash*

Right. I am here on a semi-peaceful mission of confusion. I am a member of the Thingites and ARMY, and as well as that; leader of the Clique, who have just decided to spectate for now.

Too confusing, let's kill him.

*starts hurling out of dates*

*ducks and takes out a Clique-standard laze-rifle* Declaring temporary peace treaty with Evil Army!!! Clique squad 12, attack!!! *25 soldiers with laze-rifles come out of the shadows and attack*

"Kill, Death, Torture, Victory, What was that Captain? I'm in the middle of a thingite bloodlust attack. Boy these old plastic s are fantastic!"

*A Clique guard hits redpeckhamthegratepompomwithknobson on the back of the head and starts shooting*

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kerplunk. Falls on the ground, frothing at the mouth.

*Faraway voice*


Nuge, where do you loyalties lie?

*Ellie bites Clique guard on the bottom and steals his gun*

Now, who wants some????