h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To hell with the postcard! Bring me back some duty-free.

I second the duty-free thing.

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i need all the duty free for me!

And what's wrong with the still? It makes all the duty free you can drink!

And it is made from apples. Well, mostly.....

Great! I'll fire up the still.

We interrupt these activities for the following announcement:

The calendar for the month of Gingerbreader is now available in the Calendar thread, F63252?thread=458649.

Back to our regularly scheduled fun.

And now for something completely different:

An exploding .

* explodes*

And now for something completely the same: N3.

How dare thee! How dare thee dare to profane the great greatness that is the wonderous words of great wonder that were spake unto us by the greatest of great greatnesses that is Monty Python thou foul blaspheming thingite!!!!!!!!!!!!

*goes to look in referenced spreadsheet cell for enlightenment*

A member of the Pythonists.

*Looks at TB's geek code*

Well I see that we both have been known to make perverts look like angels, perhaps we are not so different, you and I.

Bah! Didst thou write the "dead convo" post? Didst thou? Eh? Eh? NO! Thou didst not!

I am writing a book. Should I use the Thingite calendar in it?

Well it did say dead. I'm not a necrophiliac.

Why not? What's the book about?

Why the calendar? What about Sodit, Wimpy, Wibble, Thing, Poets, Doobry, Dontbry as common currency?

and the months?

Why not adapt the Japanese system of just having the number of the month followed by the word (in Japanese) for month.