h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, you're gonna PAY for that

Ducks nicely and rotten tomatoe flys overhead to hit bunnyfrog full in the face off laughing and lobs a bannana cream pie this time at BP

*hides behind big wall in the hope of avoiding being covered in food* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Help!

turns out wall was hayayfi who had morphed into bricks and motar in a bid to hide showers Daizzy with cooked rice

eeeeeeeeeeeeewww! *wipes slimy cooked rice off clothing and tips bucket of fish skin over hayayfi*


I'm going for a shower and then bed- gotta get this muck off me efore I sleep! Night all!

Ahh little does daizzy realise hayayfi is part mythical sea creture a silky.... yum yum mooore mooore

*Throws and extremely uncooperative lump of Perl code at people*

WHY WILL YOU NOT COMPILE?

Because you keep throwing it at people?

*blocks perl code with a satellite image from an IDL byte-scaled floating point array*

* shakes head*

... youngsters...

*focuses electrones into hit beam and strikes out all eventual hostile non-thingites around*

*flies off to hunt cow for dinner*

OOH!

Bring me back an Aberdeen Angus!

*scottish accent*An angus burger?Hes crazy!!!

We are Hungry..... resistance is futile
directs proton cannon at those resisting handing over the angus burger

I refuse to cooperate! I want to parley! That means I cannot be harmed, so put those weapons away!

no no no said throwing a tantrum on the ground I dont want parsnips I want burger and fries I' will shoot I will I'll also hold my breath until I turn green

ok, you do that. I'll sit back and watch you kill yourself. Less work for me, huh?

awwh gee whiz your no fun at all drops head shoulders slump lip pouts scuffles off in search of someone more receptrive to my petulant ways

*pulls out his Gauss Ion Cannon and starts blasting random objects*

Ow! My uvula!

He said "uvula"!