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Zach Garland Posted Jun 27, 1999
Cryptic. That's my middle name! No it's not it's George. Will you be quiet? They'll think we're Chaluka. You want them to know? Know what? That we're not really human. Oh they'll never know. In like a llama out like a lamb you almost gave it away right there. I did not! You did too now shut up and feed me ice cream. Ooh broccoli flavored! Our favorite! Cryptic indeed! Who does he think he's fooling? Not us I'd wager. Pass the salt.
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Ac-1D Posted Jun 28, 1999
A sudden psychotic incident appears to have been triggered by my innocent comment. With any luck ZachsMind will resume normal transmission as soon as someone gives him his shot of Ritalin.
Lovely. Carry on.
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Himluin Posted Jul 9, 1999
Hello fellow beings
I've heard/seen/read/whatever some pretty weird conversations before, but this one is the weirdest.
Hello,
Sandwich Maker Posted Jul 9, 1999
I am new here (roughly 12 hours old), however after reading these conversations, I am not sure exactly, why,er, what, er, I just have one thing to say, Where have you people been all my life!!!? Finally I have found other ummmm, beings as strange (read as a good thing) as I. Lovely, lovely day, Let the sex begin, just remember to take the socks and underwear off your head first or at least find out if it offends your partner(s). Enjoy!
Hello,
FairlyStrange Posted Jul 9, 1999
Last I checked, most folks thought I was fairly offensive with or without socks and underware on my head. Got drunk and passed out once.....most thought it to be a great improvement!
........Welcome aboard and hang on to your towel....you're gonna' need it!!!!!!!
Hello,
Sandwich Maker Posted Jul 10, 1999
ERRRR..... I think I just might have accidentally fed them to my pet grrrggleblot, sorry bout that. Try a kilt, maybe? How about I make you a sandwich, I just happen to have some fresh grrrggleblot meat, very tasty.....
Hello,
FairlyStrange Posted Jul 11, 1999
Hey, Zachsmind. Check with rodger nicetrousers. He might have a spare pair you can use! Just offer him that
grrrggleblot sandwich!
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Red Posted Jul 12, 1999
Has this only been up and running for 10 weeks, or do they erase everything older than that?
Maybe it was just sitting down doing up it's trainers in preperation, or else it was lost somewhere on the B656 (one of the top ten roads for motorbikes in England apparently) trying to find the running track! Any answers?
yay! i did a smiley!
whey hey!!!
now, how do i do fish?
Hello,
Red Posted Jul 12, 1999
ah-ha!
Ta honey! what would i do without you?
a whole shoal!
but it doesn't recognise spaces!
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- 61: Zach Garland (Jun 27, 1999)
- 62: Ac-1D (Jun 28, 1999)
- 63: Himluin (Jul 9, 1999)
- 64: Sandwich Maker (Jul 9, 1999)
- 65: Sandwich Maker (Jul 9, 1999)
- 66: Ac-1D (Jul 9, 1999)
- 67: FairlyStrange (Jul 9, 1999)
- 68: Zach Garland (Jul 10, 1999)
- 69: Sandwich Maker (Jul 10, 1999)
- 70: FairlyStrange (Jul 11, 1999)
- 71: Red (Jul 12, 1999)
- 72: Ginger The Feisty (Jul 12, 1999)
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- 74: Viderian (Jul 17, 1999)
- 75: Jo (Dead) (Jul 23, 1999)
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