A Conversation for h2g2 New Users
eek Started conversation Jul 28, 1999
Okay, I know what you're thinking. No. I'm not going to talk about porn or masturbation or anything like that (feel free, though). The purpose of this message is to find out things I've always wanted to know from people unknown to me. I know that might seem a bit weird. I feel a lot more comfortable talking to people who I don't know (and more importantly, people who don't know me). Anyway, on with the questions....
I recently visited my girlfriend in Texas, USA (I live in New Zealand). We are so much in love that it almost hurts. My heart aches for her constantly. The best I can do is talk to her over the internet. Anyway, while I was there, we "experimented" with sexuality. What I want to know, is what exactly does a female orgasm feel like? I realise that it's hard to describe the feeling (just try to describe a male one!) but anything is better than nothing. I just want to get an understanding of it. Also, if it feels so good, why can't they (females) just keep going? (I'm talking about multiple orgasms here).
(This is my first time posting here, by the way)
Researcher?!! 96069 Posted Oct 31, 1999
Abstinence will greatly enhance the experience of which you
Mind you, it might also not.
( the previous sentence was inserted as an afterthought,to
convey the impression that this reply is of a balanced nature )
Cupid Stunt Posted Nov 7, 1999
Inquiry, Does Marvin the Paranoid Android have a sex life?
Wumbeevil Posted Jul 9, 2000
Of course Marvin has a sex life. His first experience was wildly rusting after Nickela the Neurotic Robotic, so much so that he became her sex slave.
Surely you must have heard how Metallica got their name?
Anyway, Marvin is now into bondage games and he never goes anywhere without his welding kit.
Cupid Stunt Posted Aug 4, 2000
I think we got off on the wrong foot.
Wumbeevil Posted Aug 5, 2000
This had better not have a punchline (kickline?) about Marvin's pegleg, but yeah, I tend to agree with you.
*Offers hand of friendship complete with hidden hand-buzzer*
Now, you can call me childish.
Cupid Stunt Posted Aug 12, 2000
*Hiding his own hand buzzer*
Don't be childish.
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