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brat Posted May 20, 1999
Don't be fooled into taking your mind off your socks for too long. They're tricky, you know. Large numbers of deaths in certain quadrants have been caused by this false sense of security.
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Zach Garland Posted May 20, 1999
I know exactly where my towel is. It's by the socks.
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Zach Garland Posted May 21, 1999
Oh my God! Your socks! They're strangling your feet! RUN!
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Doug Dastardly Posted May 21, 1999
Yes I *knew* it was you who was having a terrible problem trying to overcome your sock problem... 
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Doug Dastardly Posted May 21, 1999
Not when you're trying to wear them, they're not! Although it *might* help with the smell.
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Doug Dastardly Posted May 21, 1999
I wish I knew... there are some very disturbed people around.
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Zach Garland Posted May 23, 1999
Disturbed? DISTURBED!? Are you insinuating I wear my underwear on top of my head? Well perhaps I do but that's still no reason to insult me just because the voices tell me to kill.
Andre the Giant has a Posse. Share and enjoy. The Earth is flat. Cut off their hands. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. Knee them in the groin if they can't take a joke. Let there be slack.
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Funky_bird Posted May 25, 1999
ok, very strange conversation is happening here!!! u talk about socks, but what about other foot garments eg tights/stockings/totes etc?
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Zach Garland Posted May 25, 1999
No nononononono... Those other foot garments are just too silly. *smirk*
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Funky_bird Posted May 26, 1999
oh, ok, well, I have to have really bright funky socks cos all my black and tan ones just disappear, I have fluorescent green ones, purple, blue, yellow stripes, cow pattern (with 2 likkle cows going moo on them) and red tartan ones with little scottie dogs on, that's all the socks I have, and they don't disappear!! (well, not yet!!)
xx
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Armitage Posted May 26, 1999
Does lint in your belly button come from the same place socks disappear to? Is belly button lint then actually a sock, could these two things be related?
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Zach Garland Posted May 27, 1999
Yes and they are two great tastes that taste great together!
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Funky_bird Posted May 27, 1999
this is a really scrambled conversation !!!!
The fluff I really hate is when blokes try to grow a moustache and it just looks like a load of bumfluff glued onto their upperlip, yeuch!!
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- 23: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (May 21, 1999)
- 24: Zach Garland (May 21, 1999)
- 25: Doug Dastardly (May 21, 1999)
- 26: Zach Garland (May 21, 1999)
- 27: Doug Dastardly (May 21, 1999)
- 28: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (May 21, 1999)
- 29: Doug Dastardly (May 21, 1999)
- 30: Zach Garland (May 23, 1999)
- 31: Doug Dastardly (May 23, 1999)
- 32: Mr. Spocky (May 24, 1999)
- 33: Funky_bird (May 25, 1999)
- 34: Zach Garland (May 25, 1999)
- 35: Funky_bird (May 26, 1999)
- 36: Zach Garland (May 26, 1999)
- 37: Doc (May 26, 1999)
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- 39: Zach Garland (May 27, 1999)
- 40: Funky_bird (May 27, 1999)
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