h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

chicken!

*wakes up to a sound not unlike that of someone whacking a cat with an electric guitar*

Now that has to be at least in the top ten most rude ways to wake up.

*trudges off in search of caffeine*

i BEFORE e, Batty!

*reaches out to snag Thog by the loincloth* woopsie... forgot you weren't wearing it..

*leans over to Thog*


except after 'c' dear...

YIPE!!!!!

:skids to a halt::


*ahem* Erm... are you going to let GO anytime soon, Batty?

... and yes, I know about the after c thing... oh....

sorry.. I'm rather liking you as the un-loinclothed one..

** decides he has practised enough for today and goes home **

*watches Marjin head toward the door, a cat with a slightly gnawed on tail in his wake* see you later, Marjin!!

Yes - I thought that was quite a good product design myself...

(men - equipped with "handles" and all!)

At least you don't grab that guitar now

Equipped with handles, indeed!

Thog, my friend, maybe it isn't so good
to go around with nothing on but a loincloth.
A three-piece business suit might
give you better protection against being
grabbed by your...er.....handle.

Just a friendly suggestion.

Paul, Thog's problem is that even the loincloth is missing.

Maybe he did not handle the situation well

I know, Marjin.

All the more reason not to leave such things
to chance.

On the other hand, running around with (or even
without) a loincloth does keep Batty and Michele
amused, which is equally important, I guess.

I don't think that is the only way to keep them amused.
Just being around should do also.

** swallows some further words, as they might trigger an unwanted invitation **

Well, I'm glad to see that you guys finally figured out that it's all about me... ME, ME, MEEEEE!

Nah, you're just another visitor of batty's place like we are. Only you appear to be female.

Whatever...