h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks, Michele!

* wonders why her "flowers" look suspiciously like a freshly picked bouquet of loo brushes*

That sounds very refreshing, Batty.

I have the lime juice, so that means I just
have to pick up rum and ginger ale....

*walks thru in her lavender floral jammies, and her purple furry house slippers*

Has anyone seen my toothbrush? That's the third one this week that's come up missing.

*three flonkeys walk by and grin - with brilliant white sparkly teeth*



Something's not right...

Don't forget the fresh mint, Paul..

Michele I'd be careful with your toothbrush.. I had an electric toothbrush and you don't even want to know what they did with it.. Now that I think of it that thing was going through a charge pretty fast for the past few months.. Oy vey! I need a drink!

*wander over to the bar to make a mojito, substituting the gingerale with extra rum*

Ooh! That's perfect!

*goes back to the bar and jams several lime slices and a bunch of mint in the extra value sized rum bottle and sits down on the chaise to enjoy her cocktail* That's better..

Joins Batty on the veranda. Brings out a few bottles of wine coolers.
It's a lovely night out tonight Batty, feels good to just sit back and relax

L

Sorry, Michele, when I first read your
post, I thought you said "loobrush,"
not toothbrush.

Batty, I think I can *guess* that someone
mistook your toothbrush for another kind
of brush (see first paragraph).

Since you're both missing loobrushes now,
Here's one for each of you:

Ooh a new loobrush! Well - I brush my teeth with it once anyway...

Morning Paul! How has your weekend been so far? *pulls up another chaise for Paul to join them on the veranda, looks around for Lurcher - but he's already gone*

Thanks for the loobrush Paul. I'll make sure to keep this one away from the flonkeys.

*sees two flonkeys walk by with pantyhose over their heads and trailing down their back*

Um Batty... you might want to rein those flonkeys in a bit

That's nothing... you should see them after a real bender.. I once found them all flapping around the penthouse in trench coats knocking on the neighbors windows and flashing them. Of course they learned their lesson after accidentally peeking in Donald Trump's window. Poor Heinrich will never be the same...

Noo! They didn't peek into there did they?

Unfortunately yes. It took months of intensive psychiatric work just to get Heinrich to stop quivering at the mention of lycra. The shock treatments seem to have helped though..

I tried a lycra one piece suit on once......
I looked like a cross between the Michelin man and the hunchback of Notre dam.
Quite fetching, really..

Woo! What a man!!! *chases Lurcher around the veranda*

Men in lycra...

*Makes a token effort to avoid Batty`s grasp*

Be gentle with me, I`m new to this sort of thing

Now that I don't believe for a minute...

Don't worry Boo.. I won't hurt you.. much..