A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)
THE SNUG
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 16, 2003
*lipreads then shakes her head*
DE-PLEAT YOUR OWN MAP!!!
*hoovers around the hearth*
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 21, 2003
*Digs out a Gnome wearing a large iron bell jar as a helmet and proceeds to hit it repeatedly with the knobkerrie*
Oi! I know hoovering is soporific but wake up you lazy lot, I have a public house to run hear you know. Start buying before the Old Drover follows the herds!
THE SNUG
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 22, 2003
*clicks the hoover off*
Did you say ... *shakes her head* No, you couldn't have.
That was thirsty work, I'd like an 
. *gets out duct tape and plastic sheeting*
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 22, 2003
Now isn't that sweet, your making your pint a little rain coat.
THE SNUG
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 22, 2003
You'll be glad of it if I demonstrate Total Information Awareness!
Thank you
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 24, 2003
I didn't think anyone was totally aware of anything in here. And if they are, a swift should cure that.
THE SNUG
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 24, 2003
You're right. The place seems to be empty. You don't suppose I've hoovered the customers, do you?
*looks down at shopvac, which does indeed appear to be twitching on its castors*
THE SNUG
Toccata Posted Mar 24, 2003
Clean!........Floor!.........
........
.................Please.........
............... Anybody seen the Snug
of late?
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 24, 2003
*Waves an and then a bone in front of the Hoover*
Hmm, not sure which made it twitch more there.
THE SNUG
Zantic - Who is this woman?? Posted Mar 24, 2003
*jumps out of the hoover, snatches and land sitting comfortably in a great big armchair...having spilt nary a drop of fine pungent *
The Snug is in there, but he sez he ain't coming out until you replenish the hedghog crisps
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 24, 2003
I'm afraid, due to the current "situation" the hedghog crisps are unavailable having been posted to points east as rations. However, I am reliably informed that some Roast Camel should be available soon.
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 26, 2003
Well perhaps we could tempt him out with this sausage roll I found left over?
THE SNUG
the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Mar 26, 2003
Tempt or drive?
I think it's more of a deterrent than an incentive.
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 26, 2003
Hush now, I have no wish for the BOF Inn to be marked out as an Axle of Weevil, or what have you, those soldier types never pay promptly.
THE SNUG
Kes Posted Mar 29, 2003
*Emerges from the depths of the Hoover looking rather fluffy*
I'll have a 28mm pint of Old Grunt, and a hollow-nose pickled egg, please.
THE SNUG
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 29, 2003
I have a feeling we might have to deploy the inflatable barkeep. 
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THE SNUG
- 4781: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 16, 2003)
- 4782: Munchkin (Mar 18, 2003)
- 4783: Munchkin (Mar 21, 2003)
- 4784: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 22, 2003)
- 4785: Munchkin (Mar 22, 2003)
- 4786: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 22, 2003)
- 4787: Munchkin (Mar 24, 2003)
- 4788: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 24, 2003)
- 4789: Toccata (Mar 24, 2003)
- 4790: Munchkin (Mar 24, 2003)
- 4791: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Mar 24, 2003)
- 4792: Munchkin (Mar 24, 2003)
- 4793: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 25, 2003)
- 4794: Zantic - Who is this woman?? (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4795: Munchkin (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4796: the late Scorpion deRooftrouser (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4797: Toccata (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4798: Munchkin (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4799: Kes (Mar 29, 2003)
- 4800: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 29, 2003)
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