A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)
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Kes Posted Mar 31, 2003
Aha! There you are! The air apparent to the barkeep! I'll have a pint of hand-pulled <ale. (no gas) please 
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 31, 2003
Every time we pull this inflatable fellow out we have to break him in all over again. *gets out the mop*
And Munchers took the remote with him. 
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Kes Posted Apr 2, 2003
So how do we stop it from pumping beer all over the floor?
*Holds an 
under the tap as a temorary measure.*
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Munchkin Posted Apr 2, 2003
*The RIB produces a Rubber Inflatable Slops Tray, allows it to fill and empties it into a * 
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Apr 2, 2003
*pulls out a blowgun and pierces the inflatable slops tray, then resignedly gets out the mop*
Is there nobody here that can tinker with this inflatable barkeep and stop it? It will ruin the pub's reputation!
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Tefkat Posted Apr 4, 2003
*Leaps lightly from floor to stool, from stool to bar, and thence to RIB's head*
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raindog Posted Apr 4, 2003
Are you open? I just stopped by to say hello-maybe a swift half, got any Night Porter? Hard to swallow, dark finish with Rampling hops from various beds? Nevermind, best be going.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Apr 4, 2003
See what I mean? Nobody wants to be served by a barman who's flying around the room backwards.
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Munchkin Posted Apr 4, 2003
Thhthththththththphppthpthpthptphtphtphpthptphtpht!
*The RIB sinks gracefully and rubberly into a corner*
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raindog Posted Apr 4, 2003
could I just sit in the corner while I wait for me bus? maybe just a glass of mild? don't get up-it's not a bother.Looking a bit let down yourself-bad day? I said, bad day? Oh I see, you're not real either, my mistake.
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raindog Posted Apr 4, 2003
terribly quiet here? why the long face...oh, I see, fancy some shortbread? very slimming.
No, don't mind her she doesn't bite, not since the frostbite and the incident by the mens urinals in Ashby-de-la-Zouch.
Do you mind if I help myself to a small one, apparently you can have the surgery these days?
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raindog Posted Apr 4, 2003
deserted for the weekend eh?
I'll slouch back, like a hardback copy of Candide, for 'evaluation purposes'-Decent enough boozer.
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- 4801: Munchkin (Mar 29, 2003)
- 4802: Kes (Mar 31, 2003)
- 4803: Munchkin (Mar 31, 2003)
- 4804: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 31, 2003)
- 4805: Tefkat (Apr 1, 2003)
- 4806: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 1, 2003)
- 4807: Kes (Apr 2, 2003)
- 4808: Munchkin (Apr 2, 2003)
- 4809: Toccata (Apr 2, 2003)
- 4810: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 2, 2003)
- 4811: Tefkat (Apr 3, 2003)
- 4812: Munchkin (Apr 3, 2003)
- 4813: Tefkat (Apr 4, 2003)
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- 4815: raindog (Apr 4, 2003)
- 4816: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 4, 2003)
- 4817: Munchkin (Apr 4, 2003)
- 4818: raindog (Apr 4, 2003)
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