A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)

THE SNUG

Post 4821

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Hallo raindog, we apologize about the barkeeper. Being a Scotsman, he takes it very badly about the current economic deflation.

Just leave your money by the till and draw yourself a pint then. In that order.


THE SNUG

Post 4822

raindog

vryyye kndvyooou jssssssthd th1111- IIII'll leave apoouwnd theeeeeeeeeeeeeenmnmm-fowen cawl to Israiiil OK ttoo?
SSSNice place-lokked in all nightt ynow-b going themmmmn


THE SNUG

Post 4823

raindog

Hi, the weirdest thing about this is that I can imagine the pub, and when I looked at my conversations I thought' God I've been there all night', perhaps some small amount of gratis therapy would help? I saw the steampunk page when trawling through-just thought I would actually do the much exhorted action of stopping by and saying hello.Nice site, nice snesefo hmouro=can never type that in real life.

The Victorian event seems fascinating-do I need a new frock?

genuinely good wishes, as opposed to,all those liars that pretend they're your friends,

Rain.


THE SNUG

Post 4824

Tefkat

You can borrow one of mine if you like Rainy. They all go quite well with a beard.

smiley - drool

Oh, do excuse me.

*Tries to wipe raindog's trousers with a velvet paw but only succeeds in spreading the damp patch*


THE SNUG

Post 4825

Tefkat

smiley - sigh Should have been a budgie.


THE SNUG

Post 4826

Munchkin

*Munchkin enters from the back room* Err, evening all, sorry about that, I seem to have dozed off round the back. Still, I'm sure the Rubber Inflatable Barman looked after the till and yourselves fine enough.


THE SNUG

Post 4827

raindog

Oh, absolutely these pockets were bulging when I arrived. Nice to finally meet you, RIB was a trifle unwelcoming but what can one say?I did gatecrash the empty pub so...

Do you mind if I just bake a tray of macaroons before I leave-the Scouts would really appreciate it for the bring and buy?

* feigns ignorance of the brandy bottle in his trousers*


THE SNUG

Post 4828

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Oy, I do the cooking around here.


THE SNUG

Post 4829

Kes

Yes, but the last lot of macaroons you did were taken away by the Council and used to replace missing cobblestones .....


THE SNUG

Post 4830

Tefkat

Stoned cobblers? smiley - drunk


THE SNUG

Post 4831

Munchkin

We'll have none of that language here, this is a respectable establishment I'll have you know. Nonody has set fire to anything in ages.


THE SNUG

Post 4832

Tefkat

*Scrape. Pffft. Sizzle*

OW!

*Stamp stamp stamp dance whirl stamp*


THE SNUG

Post 4833

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


Were those macarOONs? I thought I was making pasta.


THE SNUG

Post 4834

Tefkat

Water, quick!


THE SNUG

Post 4835

Tefkat

Or sand.


THE SNUG

Post 4836

Tefkat

It's all these old copies of The Times


THE SNUG

Post 4837

Tefkat

Will that plaid rug work as a fire blanket?


THE SNUG

Post 4838

Tefkat

smiley - run


THE SNUG

Post 4839

raindog

What's that awful smell? What is that bright orange feiry stuff?
*attaches monacle to glass eye* Gad! the place is asmoulder!

By all the holy relics, could it be cookery? It's the macaroon tart debacle all over again I'll warrant. Here-try this "fires tarter", that should help with the baking.


THE SNUG

Post 4840

Munchkin

Gaaa! You've set fire to the Snughound, quick use this damp copy of the Express!


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