Nearest thing to Homeward in the blob library.

Uncle is an elephant. He is immensely rich, and he's a B.A. He dresses well, generally in a purple dressing gown, and often rides about on a traction engine, which he prefers to a car.

He lives in a castle called Homeward, which is hard to describe, but try to think of about a hundred skyscrapers all joined together and surrounded by a moat with a drawbridge over it, and you'll get some idea of it.

- 'Uncle' by JP Martin

Welcome to Homeward

My little acre of Hootoo named in honour of Uncle's abode.

About Me

My name is Scor... actually, why bother? You don't care, I can't be bothered writing it, the world won't be a sadder place without some extraneous biographical detail.

Let's start the impersonal revolution here!

  • Remove your details from the web.
  • Mock people who clutter up pages telling nobody what Mr Bungles their kitten has been up to.
  • Cloak yourself in secrecy and waltz through the shadows, unknown and unknowable.
Oh, and my favourite colour is purple.


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