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Post 1

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Hello

Would you like to be a member of the Natural History Museum?

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Amy the Ant


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Post 2

the late Scorpion deRooftrouser

Thank you for your kind offer.

Unfortunately, I'm not masquerading as a scorpion, I was simply named in the tradition of the deRooftrousers, i.e. after the first cause of a servant's death.

Could be worse, just ask my sister, Overzealous-Threshing-Machine deRooftrouser.

Regards

SdeR.


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Post 3

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

I'm not fussy. 'Scorpion by name, scorpion by nature', I always say.

Go on. Let me put you in the museum. Humour me.


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Post 4

the late Scorpion deRooftrouser


Oh, very well then.



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Post 5

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Don't do that again. I sometimes bite.

Putting you in the museum now.


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