h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right; start doing whatever it is you do at online orgies. If you need anything, just ask.

I'd quite like a massage... Sitting up straight is playing merry hell with my back...

Jamie.

Oh, alright then; though this is hardly an orgy with just the two of us. Maybe we should call Lucinda. Or Mr. Tumnus.

You two digust me....

DIGUST ME!!!!!

JP

Don't ask me... I'm just here for the food... and a massage... and you of course... but mainly the food and the massage...

Care to join in, Mr. Tumnus? If you'd just care to slip into the penguin outfit over there...

Who said there was any bloody food?! Well, apart from the chocolate...

You said if there was anything I wanted then just call...

I'm calling and I want nibbly snacks...

Does the word disgust have no meaning to you people. Oh, and I'm keeping the penguin outfit to sneak into supermarkets and stealing penguin biscuits calling by them my children.
Oh, and get that object out of that orifice you digusters.

JP

Mr. Odie demands KY Jelly by proxy. And a big tub of ice cream. Preferably mint choc-chip. And Kathy Burke.

I, however, demand chocolate sauce. And minstrels.

Demand my share of the chocolate sauce and mistrels seeing as the chocolate sauce was my idea and I inspired the Minstrel lovin'...

Jamie.

Mr. Odie asks if you would like some of his KY Jelly.

Oh, yes, strawberry jelly! OMG, yes, yes! On your breasts, on your breasts! Yes, yes, yes!

Methinks you've got the wrong end of the stick somewhat (no innuendo intended), though I must admit to being rather partial to strawberry jelly - alright then.

*Removes the red lacy M&S bra, and begins to replace it with said gelatinous prandial*

Oh, yes, Emily Ult, so wond'rous, so soft, so delectible, so . . . . Let me have another taste of the melon of my life! Oh, yes, Emily Ult, I cherish the taste!

*hovers at the door not sure whether he dare come in*

LOL

Oh go on - though what I'm doing having virtual strawberry jelly eaten off my breasts by a total stranger defeats me.

Emily Ult, just abandon yourself to the moment. That's what an orgy is all about. We'll get farther along than breasts quite soon! Oh, yes, oh, yes!

One Emily, two breasts, lots of jam and a whole nite ahead. Can I come play?

Ah, one Emily, one geezer3, 2 breasts with jam, and me---the night seems heating up. YES!