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(not yet, but we've patched things up so there's a chance.)

*Penny profers plenty pandas*



Is that all for my license? How can I begin to battle evil?

No Red Dog but we seem to have a red . I think maybe we should adopt it as a mascot.

That would be good.

I'm sure some evil will be along shortly, and we can battle it. In the mean-time would you like some ?

At the moment the forces of evil are lying a little low.

Our last great showdown with them left them feeling very frustrated and foolish as we obsinately hid in our headquarters (and dunny, at one point) and refused to take their threats seriously.

So we can expect not to hear from THAT rabble of evildoers for a while yet, I'll be bound! *strikes pose*

Red Dog is also lying low. Personal reasons are a likely cause, as is that fact that, during the aforementioned siege, it was his task to get in the pizzas and groceries.
He might have forgotten to pay...

There was an ancient, and now virtually lost, ritual on hootoo (h2g2) whereby we could attack villains with fish while they tried to attack us with fish or . I could explain it again... but only if forced. I will try and find an old thread to show it in action.














I may be some time!

We tried to start it up again, but it seems that STUMPED members are a bit... inactive anymore.

If we can get six of us we can play a friendly game. It's very quick to learn and we can treat it as a training exercise.

Right stand in a line and do this after me:

To get a left facing fish smiley I press less than (&lt greater than (&gt less than (&lt.


To get a right facing fish smiley I press greater than (&gt less than (&lt greater than (&gt.


To get a smiley smiley I press Colon ( : ) right bracket ())


If you can master those tricky manoeuvres you can play. Let me see you do it heroes!

Fantastic Scandrea, have a gold star and a toffee.
*Hands out gold star and toffee.*

Mmmm... toffee!

WARNING
Be careful to press the right keys or you could get:

Hmmm....lemme try again....



Hmmmm....I don't quite feel comfortable with it yet....



ACK! What've I done! A fish monster!



Incidentally....I don't see a "training room" in your forums here. As I'm still a bit unsure as to how to best apply my powers to combat situations, do you think that making a Training Gym of some sort could work?

I would say it was imperative. Someone should set up a committee to discuss this and then make recommendations to a higher body!

You can start on that....however, as I'm rather eager to get in the trenches, but don't want to be killed during my first day on the job, I'll bring the propper proposal back from the future.

You mention these fish fights. This gym could have a facility for battling with fishes, a facility for sparring, a facility to put a strain on powers to see how far they can be pushed, the whole nine yards.

Is it alright if I go set one up so that I can begin practicing? I'm a little unsure as to the rules regarding creating new places here on h2g2.

Hey, what's that thread you've brought from the future?

F47032?thread=512561

Wow! That's amazing! I wasn't going to do that for another three weeks!

Cool! I'll have to tell myself to do that later.

*Runs off to the training facility*

Yahoo! Welcome Treadstone71!

That means we have enough to have a friendly game of fishslapping!

Right I'd better captain one team (we'll be called Team X for now until someone thinks up a cool hero type name. - who wants to captain the other team (Team Y - working title only)?

Vestie if we're going to go with the X concept then we should be the X-Men