h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry, Red. I've been caught up off line.
Haven't been to the beeb much these days.

Out of curiosity, what is the initiation procedure for this organization?

Ooh, terribly complicated...

Oh yeah!

First there's the...

Well...

Give me a minute!










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Yep, I've got nothing.

I was hoping someone else would have been able to think of something...

*whispers to Penny Whistle*

This is part of it. If you can survive the aimless rambling for ten posts then you're almost in!

Oh, and one other thing of course.

Have you got a licence?

Not yet. But I'm a time manipulator, so once I know how to get one I'll send it back to my wallet. So effectively, yes.

That's handy.

Very handy.

I think we've got a new member!

I think someone should check the backlog to see that she's not already a member. She may have joined before the rest of us, given her powers.

Allow me to introduce myself Sir. On a tremendous leap of faith I shall reveal to you my secret identity. I am in fact the Wirey Dark Laird of Somnabulance, and would be privelidged to proffer my meager abilities to Chopper X.

I have the ability to travel in my sleep, and whilst from my point of view the journey appears instantaneous, passers by are so perplexed by my sleepwalking that they are powerless to impede me. Even walls have been known to suffer when they hjave dared to block my path.
I also have the power to resist the phenomenon of red-eye no matter how cheap the camera, and to lose important objects and documents so swiftly, and irretrievably, that scientific theorists have suggested I displace them into the Hell-dimension of "N'fiesafug".

If any of this could be of use then nothing shall prevent my fighting by your side - providing i check my messages.

PS I did not mean to snub the fine Damsels among you. I just hail from a regrettably more chauvanistic era, and am still adapting.
PPS How do i get a licence
PPS Does it hurt?

Do you need to use sleep inducing substances to perform?

Stress is one of the triggers, something to do with my blood cortisol levels possibly. Therefore in any combat situation, my powers are virtualy automatic."sleepy"

*Checks rulebook for any sleep clauses. Gets bored reading.*
OK you're in.
That'll be 3 s for the licence, pur-lease.

ok. they had a buy one get one free offer on down at netto so here's your and i'll make myself a nice skin wallet to keep my licence in

(provideng the red raw with a tub of germolene and a wooly jumper naturally i'm not inhumane)

I look forward to fighting by your side.

(Was out of it for awhile and vaguely wonders if Red Dog has re appeared)