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A friend of mine wasn't too happy to learn recently that 2 friends of his got locked in his bedroom and got up to something in his bed-now he says he'll NEVER sleep in that bed again! He didn't keep to his word, but I know they've moved house since then.....

Ah well - that's the price you have to pay for allowing teenagers to enter your house... or your bed...

I'm not even aloud to have boys to any of my parties! Thing is girls can be just as bad! When I let them into my room at my 12th birthday they totally trashed it! I decided "never again" am I letting anyone into my bedroom during a party!

CHECK OUT MY PARTY EVERYONE AT http://www.h2g2.com/A403345

I do the sensible thing and never have parties. I just go to other people's.

Speaking from a female perspective, motorbikes are sexy because the vibrations are downright pleasant. While I don't want to go into lurid details, suffice it to say that the physical location of the seat coincides with the physical location of other things when it's sat on.

And yes, it is possible to have sex in a car. Even a VW Beetle.

Just don't forget to let the seat(s) down.

Motorbikes- nice to look at, f*****g* scary to ride.
*symbolism anyone?*
*apologies for the swearing, but it had to be done

Uh uh uh uh uh.......

i have never had sex but i like to know how do i go through the pain barrer (i am very small built) & how to prepare for sex?

Hi Jedi Woman.

The most important thing to remember in 'preparing' for sex is some form of contraception, preferably condoms, and to read the instructions and know how to use them beforehand. Also you need to feel ready, and not be pressured into sex. It's important to feel comfortable with your partner and know that they will give you time and stop if you want to.

Sex isn't necessarily painful the first time, but you may bleed a little afterwards, due to your hymen breaking. The best advice is to try and relax, and if you do find it very painful, then stop. You can always try again another time, and if it continues to be painful, then visit a doctor for a check-up. That said though, sex shouldn't be painful, and the first time is more a case of nerves than pain. Just be aware that sex isn't like the movies!

Hope that helps a bit.

I kno some girls who by the time they "do it 4 real" experimen with various other objects in order 2 make things go easier. U could say they break themselves in as it were

Dunno if it is 2 b reconmended tho.

Kadu

i only want to know in case my friendship with my penpal further develops further which i hope it does thanks for the advice on safe sex only one problem how do i approach him about having sex?

oh gosh, how embarassing... i've been looking at my old posts in this thread...think i've matured a bit since then
well..i haven't had sex yet, but i would think just wait till it, or something similar comes up in conversation...and ask what his feelings about it are...
probly better to ask someone experienced in these things though
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Im getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex (well those who have been in relationships for more than a year) and its quite strange seen as were all only 14. Anyway boys will be boys and girls go along with it. Ill save myself for later on. Sex should show a person how much you love them so its a fat lot of good handing it to some random slappa when your under age anway! Well thats what i currently think, check back on that in a few years


CK