h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry this is so late; I was too engrossed playing "Blade Runner" and learning how to shoot on computer games, a skill that had hitherto eluded me. Ho hum. When will your new pictures be up?

I'm not turned on by the thought of anyone having sex, gay or straight, I think it's a private thing

My new pics will be up once I have enough money to get them developed!

It could be down to method, while lesbian sex (As far as I know, I'm no expert) is pretty much extended foreplay, gay sex is (ditto) pretty much more aggressive and painful. Although the people involved might be having fun, there isn't really much interest in seeing someone have something shoved up there... (snip)

Some women must be turned on by gay sex - probability demands it. I'm not, but then that's me - what DOES turn me on is probably best left undisclosed...

I have this theory, incidentally (doubtless shared by countless other people who also reckon it's their own theory, but then there's the bugger of mathematics): women make better lovers for women and vice versa, on the basis that they know what turns a woman on. In heterosexual relationships you have to tell them... or is that just all part of the fun?

Allow me to clear up a couple of things?

Lesbian sex absolutely *is not* "extended foreplay." Neither is gay sex. If that were true, all gay people would be sexually frustrated all the time. I assure you this is no more true for them on average than it is for straight people.

Many of the sexual practices engaged in by gay and lesbian people are variations on practices enjoyed by heterosexual couples. They experience orgasms and sexual satisfaction at rates surprisingly similar to straight people.

Also same-gender relationships do not necessarily equal better sex. Even among men and women, there are huge variations in what works sexually. Responses to stimuli differ, turn-ons and turn-offs differ, fantasies differ, and so on. The ability for a couple to have good sex is primarily determined by how well each partner knows their own sexual responses, and how well the couple is able to communicate this information back and forth.

Same-gender partners may have an advantage during one-night-stands, because they are more likely to "guess" their partner's needs correctly. But when it comes to sex within the context of a relationship, gender has little overall bearing.

*This has been a public service message by your local h2g2 bisexual chick.*

*Phew* - glad that one's cleared up.

*grins*
Message duly noted chief

Did anyone see Planet Pop this morning? They were saying how that pop stars love performing at G.A.Y. in London, and I noticed how that hetrosexuals performing there seemed to be not the slightest bit worried about how much flesh they exposed, ie, Billie Piper-she was wearing a denim jacked which was un-done until about half way down with nothing on underneath, and normally she never wears skimpy outfits, whereas Stephen Gately seemed a little more modest when it came to clothing.....did anyone else see that?

Fat Mammoth, may I back up what Fragilis said from the gay male perpsective.

You said it hurt, but only at first, and a virginal women also I believe fells pain at first. However with use the pain is lessened and you no longer fell it, but the pleasure of love. It is not extended foreplay however as man to man we do tend to enjoy foreplay as we know what buttons to press and when after all we share the same erogenous zones so the mystery is lessened. Plus we do reach orgasm, and we do yearn for love with 'the one'.

Well, in my opinion and those I know...the first time you have sex, is a horrible, messy, awkward experience. I don't want to scare any away, but just the reality of the situation is thus. It prolly won't be the romantic glowing experience that is protrayed on the movies or t.v.

My first time was horrible. It was in a car at night. and was just not what I had expected or wished.

A car? I don't see how it's possible......

I never said that gay sex doesn't result in orgasm (I hope to god it does!) And I'm very glad to hear the pain does lessen. And I know all about yearning for "the one"

Katsy believe me it is possible in a car.
Best location in the front passenger seat, of in a nice big top of the range car, especially if only hired for the day.

Well definately not the drivers seat-that could be rather painful!

With leather seats for preference...
Practical girl me....
*veg*

I wouldn't do anything in a car, I only have to be in there to injure myself! Latest one: I got into the car and as I did I caught my chin on the top corner of the door, almost going up into the bottom of my mouth-extremely painful!

Been there...

So if having sex in a car is so great, why are motorbikes considered sexy?

Put it like this: when you lose your virginity, you come to realise the derivation of the statement "it hurts like f***"...

Being staid, my first time was in a bed. The owner of the bed (who was not my partner in coitus) now insists on smirking at me whenever he sees me. Most worrying place? Wadham college, Oxford*, during an Open Day...

*If you happen to be an Oxford tutor, PLEASE don't hold this against me...