h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now *that* is abnormal...

Fisrt kiss at 14. First kiss with member of same sex 26.

whats the best way to meet girls?

Get away from you're 'puter screen and into the real world, they exist out there I think.

We exist in here too you know
What if you're a generally better person on the Net? How do you meet people then?

I don't meet many gay men on the NET from Northern Ireland either

i) We're not as connected as the rest of UK.

ii) Gay men here are less likely to post to message boards

iii) Men here just aren't out.

I suspect all three have some truth.

Hmmm.
Hey, been meaning to ask- what's this poisoning thing about? You ok?
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Some very sick individual has succeeded in using the reformat function from Norton Utilities causing it to completely erase all documents on
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The poisoning thing is all part of the world of h2g2 politics.

I've been receiving death threats since day one and someone left a spiked drink unattended in the Forum and Firkin just as I was about to walk in.

lol!

Hey Emily, you never told me you'd actually slept with someone.....the way you were talking it's like you knew nothing and were extremely innocent.....

I am extremely innocent... I just happen to have sex as well...

If you were to see me you'd think I'm far from innocent, I mean, as if I get involved in crime or something! I've now got a ton of dreadlocks and wear spikey wrist bands....let alone my very nasty expression on my face, I've had old ladies avoiding me in the street, especially if it's one of those winter nights and gets dark early..it's a right laugh! All this and I'm only 14.......and have never had a boyfriend, shame really, I wonder what I'm missing out?

Not much, really.

OK then, that's a relief. It's really annoying when all these people ask me am I "taken", as I just have to say "no, thankfully. Never have been"

You could always lie, of course; okay, so that's a definite faux-pas in most religions too, but such is life.

You didn't look especially scary in those photos I saw, though. I take it you do now.

Of what you're missing? My boyfriend owes me 23 quid at present, and is buggering of to Borneo for a month on Tuesday. But the real tragedy is he has to cut off all his hair... oh, the anguish!...

I've never kissed a girl, had one girlfriend in primary school, and went to an all boys school, until yesterday.

Now I have the summer ahead of me and A Mixed College after that and i'm terrified.

I'm going to regret that!

Well, kissing at an all boys school would have involved a *major* life choice...
But we girls aren't as scary as you think.
*pauses*
Have I just given away something I shouldn't have?

Those photos you saw of me ( this is to Emily Ultramarine BTW) were taken at the end of May, and in the presence of my brother, and any attempt to look nasty and he won't talk to me, just pokes fun , so I had to look nice, Never mind, my most recent photos should have been developed by the end of the week, and maybe by next week they'll be online, it's just I get a friend to put them online as she's got free web space and is an HTML expert. I think I look slightly scary in the ones from Thursday when we were in non-uniform, maybe not for the last day though......

Here's something which althought almost totally unrelated has been really bugging me recently.

Why is it women aren't turned on by gay sex?

I can understand why str8 guys are turned on by lesbian sex, it's basically the attraction of watching women have sex without the guilty feeling of watching the guy as well, so why doesn't the same apply to girls? And am I a weirdo for wonderring about this? Probably.

Because... because...
I don't know why. But you're right, it's not a turn on, in any way.
Course, that could just be me. And not to say I'm against gay people- as if! But... but... nope, can't do it. I'm not turned on by the thought of two guys having sex....
Maybe it's just conditioning?