A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets
The Public Toilets: The Gents
Bluebottle Started conversation Dec 10, 2000
Welcome to the gents - of course, being the gents, there are only a few stalls, with a wall dedicated to holding urinals, and another dedicated to sinks, soap holders and air dispensers. For some unknown reason, there is also a mirror, but no-one knows why as it's never used...
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threesecondmemory Posted Oct 15, 2001
[pops in looking for george michael]
sorry. I know its obvious but someone had to do it.
Quite nice in here for a public loo. Might as well relieve myself while I'm here.
thats better.
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 16, 2001
No, we tend not to have him here....
..Or the guy who got electricuted in a metal superloo in a thunderstorm.
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threesecondmemory Posted Oct 16, 2001
Its very quiet. Apart from the echo off the tiles.
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Feb 8, 2002
*comes in and draws obsene dragon graffiti on the wall and leaves*
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Researcher jaw25yo Posted May 17, 2002
comesinand cleans the graffitti,
very childish!!!!! you should be ashamed of yourself.
do itagain and i will takeyour marker pen off you,
you naughty naughty person
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Jun 8, 2002
eepish. I didn't do it. It was someone who looked just like me! w/ same name!
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 10, 2002
Of course we would never suspect a respectable dragon like yourself - but I'd be careful if I were you, there are a lot of nasty dragons out there...
I don't know if we have any toilets designed for dragons here I'm afraid...
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threesecondmemory Posted Jun 10, 2002
*wonders when the cleaners are gonna come around*
It's starting to smell in here.
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 20, 2002
Thanks.
*Starts mopping*
*Starts to 
while working*
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threesecondmemory Posted Jun 20, 2002
*supervisors*
oh, you missed a bit....
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 20, 2002
I can't mop that bit as you're in the way!
Everyone's a critic! 
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Aardvark Posted Jun 20, 2002
Ello Ello ..........Ello
Wot are the three of you up to in 'ere?
No good I'll be bound!
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The Public Toilets: The Gents
- 1: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 2000)
- 2: threesecondmemory (Oct 15, 2001)
- 3: Bluebottle (Oct 16, 2001)
- 4: threesecondmemory (Oct 16, 2001)
- 5: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Feb 8, 2002)
- 6: Researcher jaw25yo (May 17, 2002)
- 7: Bluebottle (May 20, 2002)
- 8: threesecondmemory (May 20, 2002)
- 9: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Jun 8, 2002)
- 10: Bluebottle (Jun 10, 2002)
- 11: threesecondmemory (Jun 10, 2002)
- 12: Bluebottle (Jun 10, 2002)
- 13: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Jun 10, 2002)
- 14: Bluebottle (Jun 20, 2002)
- 15: threesecondmemory (Jun 20, 2002)
- 16: Bluebottle (Jun 20, 2002)
- 17: Aardvark (Jun 20, 2002)
- 18: threesecondmemory (Jun 20, 2002)
- 19: Aardvark (Jun 20, 2002)
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