h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

later... I'm returning to RL to do some more revision... keep the temperature up for me!!

*soaks FC a final good bye... *

*wakes up*
*fires a ten-foot beach ball down*
*it bounces up and hits him*
*bounces down and lies in the pool*
Afternoon
*comes down*
*turns mind to cunning plans and forthcoming trip to France*
*lazily soaks FC in jelly*

*fires pie at PP's retreating back*

*wonders if he should try to catch & eat the pie... *

*decides just to say hi by soaking Baldrick...*

*does so... *

*soaks Baldrick to say, 'Baldrick, hello, nice to see you woke up, how is it going?*

*soaks PP to........ just like that*

*is back online, not for long...*
Hi Baldrick!
*quitely but effectively removes Baldrick's cannon from pool area without touching it again; quantum mechanics trick*

*soaks everyone within range (that's EVERYONE!)*

*grins and quietly goes back offline*



¦M¦

Once again, I'm soaked. Oh well, c'est la vie.
*Jumps into the pool and climbs on the dolphin, then dives off and climbs up the slide backwards for a change, meeting someone sliding the other way.*

hehe... you didn't think you'd get away dry did you BB???

*sends stream of water in his direction!*

*notices PP's online*

hehe... thought you could avoid me did ya???

*grabs cannon, and soaks PP entirely*

*soaks FC*



¦M¦

"tries out new tunnel to the pool & shoots out into the water along with several rats (who follow everywhere in hope of scraps)"

"surfaces ~ no-one around ~ slinks back home leaving a brown haze & traces of green slime"

" unnoticed, several rats get sucked up into the water cannon supply pipes"

*soaks FC again*
Hey look! Rats in the cannon!
Are they tame or friendly, do you think?
*gives rats bonbons*
Apparantly chocolate is poisonous to rats... good thing bonbons aren't!


*evil grin*

*soaks everyone in pool area*
*lots of rats...*

¦M¦

Oh my, oh my...I've missed a lot haven't i...

Right...PP...this is for distracting me on ICQ...

*soaks PP*

...Oh...and just to male up for all the lost time...

*soaks absolutely everyone else...twice...*

Ack! Can't have this!

*soaks Eomando for a long, long time*
*grins*



¦M¦

Right!

Ming, you've asked for it...no...don't ask when..I oculdn't really tell you...

*soaks Ming for even longer*

Oh my..I've missed this...

grr... I cant remember when I last saw you in here E!!

*tiptoes round behind her and pushes her in!!*

that's for not being around enough!!!

*Pushes Ming in too, just for the hell of it!!*

*Comes to the rescue of his friends Eomando and Ming, pushes Fashion Cat in the pool, and then soaks her with the water cannon.
Ha! Take that!*

~wanders in looking for the jacuzzi~

oh, it looks a bit dangerous in here, I'm off for an ice-cream.

~wanders out again~

hmph... I'd say I'd give up, but that would be too easy!

*swims to the other side of the pool, turns the wave machine on full so that it sends a huge wave and soaks BB, Ming, PP and E who were all at the other side of the pool