h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

puzzles away... ok. If you can be bond, then I can be the bond babe which is intelligent... almost an oxymoron, but hey!

*surveys situation.... pulls out a hook and string from the pocket in her bikini (oh yes, you never know when you might need it!) lowers it so that its underneath the trigger and pulls gently upwards as PP passes laughing in the pool.... The water stops and I dive into the pool, landing on top of PP*

hehe... you cant outwit an evolved cat quite so easily!!

*holds PP under the water, thinking what to do next*

*uses the silence below the water surface to think about things...*

*hm... bikinis in a swimming pool where bathing suits aren't allowed? *

*hm... a cat with a bikini? *

*Strange...*

*suddenly dives, drawing FC down with him... Lets her go only when he needs to get up & take a breath... *

*looks guilty and quickly clears all the bonbon wrappers away...*

Acted? In a Bond film??!! Which one?

*thinks maybe just standing around isn't one of the smartest things she could be doing right now, but unable to think of anything continues to do so...*

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*as PP lets me go from under the water..*

no bathing suits... fair enough... *strips off entirely, throwing the bikini to the side of the pool* that better??

and you dont know about evolved cats.... similar to The Cat in Red Dwarf... you know, a vague humanoid cat hence the moniker!

*kicks her legs up, splashing PP*

*wanders over to the slides...*

come join us in the pool Ming!!!

*looks at writhing mass of water*
*looks doubtful*

Hm... Ming... You don't know which Bond movie I acted in?

Hm... Should I be disappointed?

It's "The Donuts Are Not Enough", or TDANE for short...

Yes... The H2G2 Bond move... It's finished now...

Yes... I think it *is* worth a read...

No, I didn't play Bond himself...

You can find it at http://www.h2g2.com/A257294

If you want, you can read it... It might take a little long, though...

*decides to ignore FC soaking him for now & dive into the pool so she can't get him any wetter... *

WOW!!!!! Any week now I might go over and look at that!!!

*slides down one of the slides now she's near them*
*creates huge splash*



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ah.. but the real question is... who were you???

*sighs, wishing she could say she'd been a bond girl....*

Who I was?

Well... One of the good guys...

Ah... it's hard to explain... Not really important... And yet vital for the story to develop as it did...

Anyway... So were we going to play something with those balls or not?

hmm... wondering how far this could be taken without us all being banned...

*innocence*

who wanted to play with balls??? oh, it was me originally, if I remember rightly...

*now she's in the pool, she suggests everyone either tries to get all the balls for themselves or try not to have any at all, or have any near them...*
*innocent, amazingly, breathtakingly innocent*

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I reckon everyone should try and grab other people's balls.... *innocence* What???? races off to get the last few the others haven't got to yet...

*grabs the balls FC had before she raced off to get others*

hum... *dives under the surface, grabs PP's legs, pulling him under, making him lose his grip on his balls... I grab them and swim quickly away to the end of the pool!!*

*is waiting at that end of the pool and grabs all FC's balls, throwing them to PP so FC can't get them back*

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*decides Ming's on the wrong team, so pushes her under the water!!*

*goes to her bikini at the side of the pool, getting her string out again.... swims over to Ming...*

hehe... since you're in a conspiracy against me.... *grabs Mings hands and ties them together behind her back*

*grabs Baldrick's adjusted cannon, aims at PP, engulfing him in another tickling fit*

*jumps out the pool...* well I have to go revise now... I'll see how you got out of that in a bit!!

*swims over to Ming, because it seems as if she needed help, unties her hands and soaks FC*
hehe

Thanks Hannah!
*rubs wrists...*

*arm self with three water cannons and blast FC soo hard she falls into the pool*
*continues soaking FC*



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